I 🙂 HAD 🧑‍🦽🔦 TO BLOCK 🌚😈🔮💯 THIS GUY 👦👦 ON 👇🔛 GRINDR, I 🙅🏼‍♂️ COULDN'T 🚫 WALK 🚶 STRAIGHT 🌈 FOR 📓🔞🎁 TWO ✌🏻 WEEKS! NOW 💦🚽 HE 👨 WON'T 🚫 STOP ❌🙅‍♂️ MESSAGING ME! 👩🏻🎮 I ℹ️ BLOCK 🌚😈🔮💯 ONE ♿ ACCOUNT 💳 AND HE 📷 JUST 👏 MAKES 💘 A NEW ❕❗ ONE. 😤🏼 HE 👥 KEEPS SHOWING UP ⛔ AT MY 🍆 WORK, 🏢 AT MY 😖 HOME, 🏠 AT VACATION BIBLE 😇 SCHOOL, 🏫 HE 👨 EVEN 🌃😒 SHOWED UP 🙅😍 TO MY 👀👨💯🤔 UNCLE 👨👨👨👨👨 GRANDPA'S FUNERAL. ⚱ THANKS 🙏 TO HIM 👨‍🦰👤 AND HIS 👋 RUSSIAN 🇷🇺 SUBMARINE IT WHISTLES WHEN 🍆🍑⏰ I 👥 FART 🤭💨 NOW. 👀 I 😀 JUST 🥽 WANT 🍆 TO GO ❤️ HOME. 👪👪👪

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💦 Spanksgiving👋🏻🦃🌽 is HERE you dirty slut😈😏😛 💦 are you a CUMpkin pie 🍰👅 lover ?😘 its time to be 😉 thankful 😏😜💋 for all that sweet potato 🍊 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🌽👅 make sure you give that🦃turkey🐔 a good👍🏼👌🏼ole jerky✊🏻 and get ready 🤗😎 to give😏🙄😘 OR receive😍😫 thanks🍑

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