I 🙂 HAD 🧑‍🦽🔦 TO BLOCK 🌚😈🔮💯 THIS GUY 👦👦 ON 👇🔛 GRINDR, I 🙅🏼‍♂️ COULDN'T 🚫 WALK 🚶 STRAIGHT 🌈 FOR 📓🔞🎁 TWO ✌🏻 WEEKS! NOW 💦🚽 HE 👨 WON'T 🚫 STOP ❌🙅‍♂️ MESSAGING ME! 👩🏻🎮 I ℹ️ BLOCK 🌚😈🔮💯 ONE ♿ ACCOUNT 💳 AND HE 📷 JUST 👏 MAKES 💘 A NEW ❕❗ ONE. 😤🏼 HE 👥 KEEPS SHOWING UP ⛔ AT MY 🍆 WORK, 🏢 AT MY 😖 HOME, 🏠 AT VACATION BIBLE 😇 SCHOOL, 🏫 HE 👨 EVEN 🌃😒 SHOWED UP 🙅😍 TO MY 👀👨💯🤔 UNCLE 👨👨👨👨👨 GRANDPA'S FUNERAL. ⚱ THANKS 🙏 TO HIM 👨‍🦰👤 AND HIS 👋 RUSSIAN 🇷🇺 SUBMARINE IT WHISTLES WHEN 🍆🍑⏰ I 👥 FART 🤭💨 NOW. 👀 I 😀 JUST 🥽 WANT 🍆 TO GO ❤️ HOME. 👪👪👪

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💦 Spanksgiving👋🏻🦃🌽 is HERE you dirty slut😈😏😛 💦 are you a CUMpkin pie 🍰👅 lover ?😘 its time to be 😉 thankful 😏😜💋 for all that sweet potato 🍊 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🌽👅 make sure you give that🦃turkey🐔 a good👍🏼👌🏼ole jerky✊🏻 and get ready 🤗😎 to give😏🙄😘 OR receive😍😫 thanks🍑

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Don't care + didn't ask + L + Ratio + beta + cringe + cope + seethe + ok boomer + incel + virgin + Karen + 🤡🤡🤡 + you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus + 💅💅💅 + nah this ain't it + do better + check your privilege + 🤢🤢🤮🤮 + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + 😂😂🤣🤣 + lol copium + 🚩🚩🚩 + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + 😒🙄🧐🤨 + wojak meme in which I'm the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion enjoyer + random k-pop fancam + cry more + how's your wife's boyfriend doing + Cheetos breath + Intelligence 0 + blocked and reported + yo Momma so fat + I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom last night + what zero ♥♥♥♥♥ does to a mf + Jesse what the ♥♥♥♥ are you talking about + ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go touch some grass + cry about it + get triggered

DICKCEMBER 🍆🍆❄️❄️ is nearly OVER 😢😢.... but the NEW YEAR 🎉💥 has almost 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 and you know 😍 what that means 😏😏.. its time for 😏😏😏👅 NEW 🍆♥♥♥♥♥🍆 for TWENTY SEX-TEEN 😍👉👌 all of the 🍑THOTS🍑🍑😋🙋 are making it their 🎉NEW YEARS🎉 RESOLUTION to find 👅BIG ♥♥♥♥♥👅 to EXPLODE 💥💥💥💥 some💥💥FIREWORKS💦💦 .. and some 🎊BALLS🎊 to drop 😉😉 in their ASS 🍑🍑 💥💥 be prepared to get 🍆🍑♥♥♥♥♥♥😩😩 at MIDNIGHT 😆🌜🌙 on NEW ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆EVE when 🍑🍑ASSUARY 1🍑💦💦 ♥♥♥♥💦💦 around🍆🍆👅 SHARE THIS WITH 🎉6⃣9⃣🎉. NEW YEAR HOES😉 BEFORE 😩🍑 2⃣💦0⃣💦1⃣💦6⃣ or you won't be getting any 🎉party poppers 🎉 popped 💥 inside u this 🎊🎊🍆🍆NEW ♥♥♥♥♥ DAY🍆🍆🎊🎊

It’s almost📆 COCKtober 🍆🎃 u🇺🇸 know 😦what😦 that 😏means😏 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆awareness month🈷️ 😯🙆🏼👅 time🕡 to remind all 👭😈 that love💛 that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 Christopher CUMlumbus day is arriving🛬! Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had🈶🈶 to 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦 2️ ⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new 🇳🇿🇳🇿 ♥♥♥♥♥ to suck🐓🐓🐓🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us🇺🇲 become the tru thot queen👸👸!! BOO!! Sorry did I 😨scare 😨 you?? 🇮🇹it's🇮🇹🇮🇹 Cocktober 😈🌚 u🇺🇸 kno what😦 that 😏means 😏 SLUT-O-WEEN! back🔙 is the spookiest🏮 slut 🔛on 🔛 the block!!!! 🌚😈🔮💯 you've been visited by the thottie 👻 ghost‼‼

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

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So you're calling me a white night, or in other worlds, a badass from medieval times whose prowess in combat was only matched by his chivalry? You know, chivalry? That code of conduct whereby men actually treat women with respect and defend them from misogynistic jerks like the comment above? The time when men put effort into wooing instead of forcing themselves onto women? The time when people would actually think before paying a woman a compliment instead of blurting out something perverted like "I want my ♥♥♥♥ in your ass"?

Yeah, you know what? I'm okay with that...

‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯‍♀️👯👯‍♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and ♥♥♥♥! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯‍♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼‍♀️in the air 🤸🏼‍♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!

𝔒𝔥 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔊𝔬𝔡, ℑ 𝔞𝔠𝔠𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔥 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲 𝔞 𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔠𝔨 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔰. 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔢 𝔦𝔱!! 𝔏𝔢𝔰𝔱... 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔨? ℌ𝔞𝔥𝔞, ℑ 𝔧𝔢𝔰𝔱. 𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔢 𝔦𝔱. 𝔖𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔢 𝔠𝔯𝔞𝔳𝔢... 𝔥𝔞𝔥𝔞 𝔫𝔞𝔶, 𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔥 𝔦𝔱... 𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔱?

hello I am a femail looking for a mail companion. i am an avid crafter and watch the best animes like cory in the house

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Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one.
Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood

guys i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge honkers. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉

OH MINE GOD, 😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE ♥♥♥♥ AND BALLS🍆🍆...PRITHEE DELETE IT!!❌❌🛑 'LEST...THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST..😁😁, DELETE IT.🛑❌..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈... HAHA NAY,❌ BANISH IT.🛑🛑..'LEST?🙈😳

There's a girl I know on kik who frequently hosts "Loser Battles" where we all compete to send her the most money while we fap. 1st place gets nudes from her, 2nd gets nothing and 3rd place gets blocked. The last loser battle three losers including myself competed. I sent her $36 and got last place, 2nd place sent 40$ and 1st place sent $80!! How am i supposed to compete with that?? Luckily the unblock fee was only $20 so I paid that right away...

Who is Xipnik?

in math: my solution ➗
in history: my king 👑
in art: my muse 🎨
in science: my oxygen 💨
in geography: my world 🌍

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

I'm muffins! I'm a dog that is in LOVE with cats. That's right! I know it sounds crazy because floofy doogos aren't supposed to breed with sassy kitties but I grew up with them and have just never really wanted anything to o with other puppers. It just feels so good to be a big strong dog loving a slender and fragile kitty! I can't help myself! Their long tail seductively swishing effortlessly through the air... I'm getting too excited now! I need to go to the park! I'm going to go play now

So you're calling me a white night, or in other worlds, a badass from medieval times whose prowess in combat was only matched by his chivalry? You know, chivalry? That code of conduct whereby men actually treat women with respect and defend them from misogynistic jerks like the comment above? The time when men put effort into wooing instead of forcing themselves onto women? The time when people would actually think before paying a woman a compliment instead of blurting out something perverted like "I want my ♥♥♥♥ in your ass"?

Yeah, you know what? I'm okay with that...

i will never forgive Xipnik for punching his mom in the shin when he was a child and then after sitting in time out for an extended amount of time instead of apologizing he simply exclaimed "you want some more?!" while punching a pillow

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It’s almost Thanksgiving and I’d be thankful to stuff you like a turkey 🦃

When the nut was plentiful
When the nut was tender

Because I'm fasting from the nut
I go outside to clear my mind
But I see a nut tree
I see nuts of every kind

And so I begin to wonder
If fasting from the nut was a blunder
Should I just go crazy?
Should I release the thunder?

But oh no
I made a bet that I could resist the nut
And I am not a baller
Best believe that I'm not paying that five dollar(s)

A week left for my journey
For the nut I am yearning
The nut would(will) not bug me
I'm not a rolly polly
I am a man, the nut will not control me

So December comes blooming
Blooming like a daisy
Best believe night is December
Ya boy going crazy

The default dance is truly a masterpiece. Never, in all of history, has such an artistic masterpiece ever been created. The choreography is possibly the most beautiful sight ever beheld by the human eye. The sharp sound of the “SLAP” when the player’s hands collide perfectly with the beat of the song sends a bone chilling shiver down my spine, every single time I hear it. I find my self watching my in-game avatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual for hours on end. The beat of the song is without a doubt the most amazing musical composition in history, one to rival, if not surpass the complexity and beauty of Mozart’s classics. The default dance has truly revolutionized the future of music, and how artists should aspire to create. Some would describe the default dance as a meme, or just part of the game it is appearing in, however I would strongly disagree. These people simply do not understand that the default dance is the center of existence.

So you're going by "xipnik" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

I had this friend named Thomas in highschool. We bullied him so hard he had to change is name to some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like Nick... LOL. What a loser, god I love those memories. Making fun of that loser and his stupid mole was HILARIOUS!! Ahhh the good old times!!!

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

Hey Nick, its Phil from high school, I just found out that you are a streamer! I remember the good ol’ days when you and I used to go to the girls bathroom and we started jacking off, good times. It was good to see you again!

There's this chick I follow on Facebook. I accidentally started following her because she has the same name of this girl I met and thought I was sending a friend request to her. She was only 14 when I started following her. As soon as I realized she wasn't the person I was meaning to follow I went to unfollow her. But then I realized this 14 year old girl was hilariously stupid. She didn't know why America would send a separate team from Georgia to the Olympics, she couldn't figure out why elevators had buttons for the floor she was already on, and many other things I just saw and laughed. Anyway I never stopped following her because she was such a big source of my morning laughs.

Anyway the reason I bring all that up is that through these 2 years I've followed this complete moron she has never written "peak" when she meant "peek". So if this person can get it right, then everyone can.

Anyway I'm a 13 year old boy who likes to act like a girl or what they are called 'femboys' now I get this a lot am I wanting into be a girl/trap? Maybe, maybe not. Now when it comes to this conversation I would actully want to be a girl because I love girls, now when I would be in a lobby with a girl no I won't be thirsty and bother adding her no I won't ask for free items no I won't donate her anything and most importantly I don't want to waste her and my time by this.

Almost heaven 😇, West Virginia Blue ridge mountains 💙⛰️, Shenandoah river 🏞️ Life is old there 👴 , older than the trees 👴 🌲 Younger than the mountains 👶 ⛰️, blowing like a breeze 🌬️ Country roads 🗾 🛣️ , take me home 🏠 To the place I belong 👦🏘️
West Virginia Mountain mamma ⛰️ 👩‍👦 , take me home 🏠 Country roads 🗾

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wow! almost 3k people sitting inside on a sunday afternoon watching some dude having fun with girls at the beach LMAO. bout to hit the pool with some dime I matched on tinder and her friends to play beerpong. she wants me so bad its not even funny haha. not gonna smash til i get something to eat tho cause sex kills gains. have fun watching the stream i guess lol. later dweebs

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I'm tired of all the kids who use the awp, it's literally a LASER GUN. Do you know those times when you come around a corner and you just randomly die? It's literally the most unbalanced weapon in the entire game, it's literally point and click, it has no spray pattern. People spend years learning the spray pattern of weapons just to get deleted by a pre-teen squeaker who just downloaded the game last night, it's actually INSANE how much valve just doesn't care about the game at this point. You can ask any CS player and they will tell you how they wanted Panorama UI and a better Anti-Cheat, it's so STUPID when VALVE decides to do those things instead of nerfing the LASER GUN that literally one shots people, it's a NOOB gun. Remember when people said the p90 is a noob gun? NO. THATS THE AWP. Thanks John McDonald for wasting over a million dollars buying CPUs for VACnet while we have a LASER one click gun in the game. Good job.

Ever since I was a little boy, and still am, I have always dreamed of playing a puzzle game with rodents, realistic physics, and the realism of outside factors affecting your expected outcome. On July 20, 2009, Bad Rats: the Rats' Revenge. It's ability to offer endless hours of enjoyment and mind-boggling puzzles with its accurate, calculated physics really makes the game shine over other casual games, such as CS:GO, TF2, and Runescape. Without the education I have acquired from Big Thinkers 1st Grade, I would never have gotten past any of the ingenuity that was Bad Rats.

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Hello am 48 year men from Pakistan. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my coconuts and goat for internet connection for play "offensive global counter strike" and i want become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on russian server and i am silver elite. i want to go to dreamhack and become profesionall like nip friburger.

Don't thust this guy!!! After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of memes, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

You may laugh at me but after watching DrDisrespect I became a new man. Got rid of my chubby cheeks, became fit as ♥♥♥♥, started using doc's tactics in PUBG and immediately started winning. Subscribed to doc with a tier 3 sub and became a champion, and honestly fellas, I've never felt so damn good. Docs influence over me goes so far that I instinctively shout RAUUUUL everytime I climax into my girlfriend, but I lower my voice every time so my wife won't hear it

It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide. I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx; and I knuckle ♥♥♥♥ them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt ♥♥♥♥ so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass ♥♥♥♥♥ like icy hot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I've never changed my character, ♥♥♥♥ you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders, give them to each other, don't you dare bring that ♥♥♥♥ to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poo poo on my peter, and a lot of ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥ from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

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forgive english, i am Russia.i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.