Perfect aim

Nice awp

+rep pretty good player

uwuuu its u legend?

has over 2k hours on counter strike 2 in the past 7 months. hasnt seen grass since kobe bryant was the reigning finals mvp. cant spell sanctuary but can tell u the exact scores of every single game played at pgl major copenhagen. says hes better than aspas at val but is 4/127 (3.1%) on 1v1 clutches in the past year. tries to be an azami one trick but messes up 2 out of his 5 kiba barriers every round. thought water came from "water cows" like milk. accidentally dropped a paper showing his college debt and thats what caused the nyc earthquake. watched the solar eclipse and he asked "who threw a smoke grenade on the sun?". in high school, he won the "most likely to be responsible for food shortage" award. has 534k mastery points on brand in league of legends.

took my pet gerbil and stuck it in the oven because he "wanted to compare its melting point to water". asks for help on physics homework but isn't in a physics class. tricked my 7 year old sister into climbing out our 2nd floor window onto a tree and left her there until the fire department came. went to peter lugers steak house and ordered chicken tenders and fries. for Halloween 2022, his costume was yuumi from league of legends. helped him babysit a toddler in the neighborhood and i had to call 911 because his head got stuck in between the staircase railings. not the toddler's head, HIS head. for secret santa, he bought his person a jump rope. his person has used a wheelchair for their whole life. uses durian scented deodorant and axe body spray. cant remember his sisters bday but can recite percy jackson and the lightning thief by heart. tried making scrambled eggs by putting the eggs in toaster. put rocks in his snowballs when we had snowball fights. overall not a good person