Ya Yumlah, grant me steady aim and calm hands when the match is on the line.

O Yumlah, bless my ping and protect me from lag as You protect the believers from harm.

Ya Yumm, guide my crosshair as You guide hearts to the straight path.

O Yumlah, grant me patience when my teammates rush without plan, and sabr when they don’t defuse.

Ya Yumman, bless my economy so I may always afford an AWP when it matters most.

His Yumminess, forgive me for my tilt, and replace my rage with composure and teamwork.

Ya Yumlah, make my smokes land perfectly and my flashes never blind my own team.

O Yumlah, let victory come through skill, honor, and clean gameplay — not through exploits or toxicity.

O Yumlah, let me remember that it’s just a game, and that true victory is in good character.