Recent reviews by Zomb

banger game

Best one of the series in my opinion, amazing atmosphere, soundtrack and visuals, 10/10 experience

scary

I'm a huge fan of DONTNOD and their Life is Strange games, but damn, this game was so boring I had to quit after an hour of playing and even the hour felt soooo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring, I was hoping it would get better but unfortunately I was wrong. The story felt meaningless, I couldn't relate to the characters at all, and they seemed very unrealistic, almost as if were they robots. I have to say, that this was the most boring game I have ever played and the only positive I can think of were the graphics. I STRONGLY DON'T RECOMMEND

its ok i guess

Great game, but I don't know why anyone would play it after beating it, which takes like 10-15 hours

100% worth the money, if you're aim sucks like mine does, then I would strongly recommend buying this.

Plusy a mínusy:
+ Grafika je stále super a to je hra přes 8 let stará
+ Opravdu velká open world mapa
+ Časté updaty
- Musíte hodně grindit na věci (klidně několik hodin jen na jedno auto)
- Nedoporučoval bych hru kupovat pokud nemáte kamarády s kterými to můžete hrát, jinak multiplayer rychle omrzí
6/10 singleplayer, 9/10 multiplayer (pokud hrajete s kamarády)

Plusy a mínusy:
+ Pokud umíte nadávat Rusky skvěle zapadnete do vašeho teamu
+ Nezapomeňte projebat celou vaší příští výplatu na Loot boxech za 2€
+ Vše je vždy chyba teamu takže i kdyby jste celou hru nikoho nezabili, stěžujete si na ně jak dělaj hovno (Rusky samozřejmě, jinak vám nebudou rozumět)
- Enemy team má vždy sex s vaší matkou
- Anticheat by horší snad bejt ani nemohl
- Pokud máte víc killu jak celý enemy team, automaticky máte cheaty

- - -[ Audience ] - - -
☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☐ Everyone except kids
☑ Casual players
☐ Pro players
☐ People who plan to take one game and make it their life

- - - [ Graphics/Animation ] - - -

☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ Bad, but playable.
☐ OK
☐ Good
☑ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

---[ Price ]---
☐ Free
☐ Buy now
☑ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Do not buy it
☐ Do not throw money into a trash can

- - - [ Requirements ] - - -

☐ 90's PC
☐ Minimum
☑ Medium (depends on the settings)
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

- - - [ Difficulty ] - - -

☐ You just need 2 arms
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Average (Depends on the difficulty set)
☐ Not recommended for beginners
☐ Hard
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Only the best of the best can complete this game

---[ Grind ]---
☐ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ A bit grindy...sometimes
☐ Go back to the last village and shoot some more scarecrows
☐ Practically a full time job

- - - [ Story ] - - -

☐ Only gameplay, doesn't include a story.
☐ There is a story, but most of the game is focused on gameplay.
☐ Better than nothing I suppose...
☐ Average.
☐ Decent.
☑ Amazing
☐ Fantastic!

- - - [ Bugs ] - - -

☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☑ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing (I've seen)

---[ Game Time ]---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Not too short
☐ Depends on you
☑ Long
☐ Very Long
☐ Endless

- - - [ Enjoyment ] - - -
☐ Better than mobile
☐ One long, tedious grind
☐ Fun at first, but gets old quick
☑ Consistently fun
☐ Can't stop playing, even though I should be finished

Got all achievements. The game is 100% worth the price. If you liked Subnautica you will LOVE this game!