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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:39pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 3:55am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:57am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:46am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 5:57pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:48pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:02am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 8:36am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:57am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 6:53am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:27am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:08am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 9:47am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 8:22am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 6:58am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:52am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:19pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:57am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 6:45am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:28am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:27am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 9:38am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:00am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:27am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:42pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:43pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:52pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:54am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:01am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 4:39am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:22pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:14am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:20am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 9:23pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 5:11pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:46pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 3:33pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:02am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 4:06am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:31am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:50pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:13pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:27pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:30am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:55am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:47pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:24pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 10:27am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:39pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:14am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:58pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:52pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:20pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:01pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 4:58am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:19pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:46pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:25pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:59pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 8:06am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:45pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:38pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:22pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:52pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 12:21am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 3:08am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 8:49am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:34am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:39pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:38pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:14am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:06pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:35am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:22am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:23am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:31am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:41am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 2:00am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:05pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:05pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 8:49am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 4:06am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:45am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:41pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 6:34am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:32am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:03pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:06am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:18am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:01pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:12am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:07am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:18am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:12am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:34am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:23am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:23am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:40am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:22pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:58pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:59am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:59am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:05am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:11pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 4:30am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:37am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:12am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:27am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 12:00pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:50pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:14pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:49am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:43pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:18am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:09pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:34am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:59pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:24am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:12pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:30am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 11:11pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:27pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:44am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:50am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:59pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:13am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:46pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:24pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 9:18pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:02pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:40pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 11:32am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:12am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:48am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 5:37pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:48am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 10:30am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 9:40am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:48am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:33am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:34am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 11:10am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:19am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:14am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:59am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:55pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:06pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:45pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:18pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 11:46am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 8:21pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 9:47am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:21pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:57pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:34am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:28pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:11am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:41am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 5:24pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:24am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:06pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:47am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 7:45pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:13am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 2:43pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:58pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:57pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:57pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2023 @ 4:56pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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