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Posted: 5 Sep, 2017 @ 8:35am
Updated: 27 Jun, 2020 @ 3:22pm

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  • Animals are always goddesses and gods, like the god Anubis. He's the one who's accompanying the souls to the next life, and he's the one who decides if they will be able to cross or not.
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  • What colors are the eyes of Anubis?" "Brown...Duh.
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  • Anubis frowned. He locked his very nice eyes with mine. โ€œYouโ€™re not dead.โ€ โ€œNo,โ€ I said. โ€œThough weโ€™re trying awfully hard.
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  • I shouldโ€™ve been very cross with Anubis. Kissing me without permissionโ€”the nerve!
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  • And now, Anubis, I find you in this den of iniquity, this morass of questionable behavior, this...this--' 'School?
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  • In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn't catch the pun, but thank you, Carter. God of the dead, drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, hilarious. Now, may I continue?]
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  • I realized that anyone who dared to hurt me would suffer his full wrath, and Walt wasnโ€™t going to hold him back.
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