Greetings, all. My name is Alice Nykaza, but most players know me by the name of “Alice Allen,” as I used to upload a lot of movement videos under the name. One day I was playing a Counter-Strike game when suddenly I beheld what seemed to me a goddess. A player with the ability to warp reality to her will and rain omnicide unto her enemies with her dexterous and eloquent movement proficiency and savvy map positioning. Left bewildered, I had not fully comprehended what I had witnessed but was awe-inspired all the same. I knew that a piece of destiny was instilled in me in that moment. Oh, by the way, I am that player. I inspire myself as do all good players, you see. Never forget—the few who do are the envy of the many who watch.

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