The amount of bugs in this game would be far more enraging if I didn't have friends like Uzboz the Maniac, his incoherent babbling and completely unhinged homicidal behavior really make me reflect on what I may look like when I get angry at video games.

To Golbaz the wanderer, I really am sorry for hitting the wrong button and kicking you out of my army, I am even more sorry for attempting to crush your will to force you back into my army, but accidentally decapitating you instead, It was especially painful to do after hearing your speech about the torment of the shame I put upon you...really, I am sorry.

To Tucloc, I honestly didn't know the uruk I sent you to kill was your blood brother, It wasn't until right before the fight I discovered this fact as you explained to him how much it hurt to follow my orders, I promise I did attempt to brand him as well, but because Mazbad the Feral decided to ambush me right then and there, I accidentally got him killed in the fray...you had every right to betray me, and you didn't, so I thank you.

And finally, to my dear Ungoth the Bard, thank you for all the wonderful tunes you sang to me as we did battle together, and I avenged your death by turning the uruk who killed you into a slobbering, piddling mess, he is now my most loyal (and disturbing) assassin.

The amount of bugs in this game would be far more enraging if I didn't have friends like Uzboz the Maniac, his incoherent babbling and completely unhinged homicidal behavior really make me reflect on what I may look like when I get angry at video games. To Golbaz the wanderer, I really am sorry for hitting the wrong button and kicking you out of my army, I am even more sorry for attempting to crush your will to force you back into my army, but accidentally decapitating you instead, It was especially painful to do after hearing your speech about the torment of the shame I put upon you...really, I am sorry. To Tucloc, I honestly didn't know the uruk I sent you to kill was your blood brother, It wasn't until right before the fight I discovered this fact as you explained to him how much it hurt to follow my orders, I promise I did attempt to brand him as well, but because Mazbad the Feral decided to ambush me right then and there, I accidentally got him killed in the fray...you had every right to betray me, and you didn't, so I thank you. And finally, to my dear Ungoth the Bard, thank you for all the wonderful tunes you sang to me as we did battle together, and I avenged your death by turning the uruk who killed you into a slobbering, piddling mess, he is now my most loyal (and disturbing) assassin.