Im good homie. Just saw Jesus rise from the grave on Easter

put a potato in front of him and he might eat it if you're good enough at cooking

If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.

No no
ur other dad

I sexed ur dad

+rep

Chalk Demon

Last time I checked. He was white

I knew you were a rice monki

People believe that Aliens built the pyrimids in egypt. All that conspiracy going on n s hit but
but nobody questioned who built the pyrimids in mexico.Not a peep
They already knew who built it :)

You know you are a good mechanic if you have some screws left over
Damn im good

we have to compare them side by side
pics on snap wont work
right now u just propagating unverifiable facts

lad yes
mad also yes
we go jim

We can finally have gay sex man
its gay month so it doesnt count
cancels out
be gay

I had a hot milf text me today.
U wanna know how why I know she's a milf
Cuz she about to have my kids

Busting cheeks in club fed isn't gay.
It's for survival

IN PRISON...You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...You get three meals a day.
AT WORK...You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON... You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON... A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON... You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON... You get your own toilet.
AT WORK... You have to share.
And the most important thing of all is that in prison we get 2 hours of working out,gettin them gains ♥♥♥♥♥
WE SWOLE OUT HERE
THEN HITTIN THEM SHOWERS DROPPIN THE SOAP
BUSTIN CHEEKS
YOUNG THUG COMING OVER
I KNEW HE WAS A PRAG

Ok look
When a person drinks one beer. Does that make them an alcoholic?
When a person smokes one joint. Does that make him a drug addict?
So why does me getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by one dude make me gay?
It shouldn't be it's propostorus

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

quick
eat it

🗿

𝗖𝗼𝗰𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗮 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗮, 𝗮 𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗱 𝗼𝗳 ❜𝗲𝗺 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹

𝗕𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗜𝗠 𝗔 𝗕𝗜𝗚 𝗚𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗦𝗧𝗔 𝗜 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗡 𝗔𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗜𝗚𝗡 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘

Kevin Gates after he beats his meat: I think my ♥♥♥♥ racist. All he send was white

Give me the base left handed meat ponder. I need to grind for DM ultra on ye mum

I think it can function like a hammer. yeah
Give me one of those. Thanks :)

My hammer broke. Can you go to the store and buy me a left handed hammer pls

+rep Preforms professional vagrancy and has an ability to persuade people to drop their wallet as well as their pants.

This man right here. Just discovered a life hack
If you poop hard enough, you don't need a bidet!


I have a homie who actually has a bidet. Posted on insta of him screaming while using it.
Jet of water spraying on ur butt hole. Now thats high class

Thats the most Relatable Thing you wrote so far

The only thing I need to lift is the weight of my epic failures

big testicle

That's not what his nickname meant for
You should already know

This Man is not even big, He is Hobbit Frodo from Lord of the Rings

I dont have a Bathroom, i store everything in my Underwear and when its full i throw it into my Neighbors Garden, so far he dont noticed it, but i think its because he is 97% Blind

this guy keeps ddossing my krispy kreme kard!
frick off!!111!!

This comment section gayer then him

he slammed me in bed so i slammed him in r6

that's gay

I can't give transfer funds from one gift card to another
but I can give you a footlong glizzy with the extendo bun w/mayonnaise

tits

1:C
2:C
3:C

water

Due to low social credit
You will be executed in a moments notice by beheading
Be here in 10 min or I will start at the feet

+rep

joR

+rep Beats his meat with toothpaste

Jor <3

Jor

we have a voice
and it must be heard