Ben Franklin is the most badass founding father in American History. While all them other motherf uckers put on powdered wigs. Homie was like nah, Im balding and I don't give a f uck. And he never wore a sissy a ss wig.
Homie invented bifocal glasses, He inveted the stove, uhh I think he invented the alphabet, and the motherf ucker created lighting.
Ben Franklin was also 5'9 225 pounds. So not only he had a rockin hair cut, he also had a ss.
He was also the few founding fathers that didn't own slaves, which is a plus. When most people back in the day thought of black people. They just thought of the black. When Ben Franklin thought of black people. He looked at the people....and then he looked the black. I cannot say he wasn't 100% not racist cuz idk if thats true.
But yeah he was a f ucking coochie hunter, had a fat ass, and his own hair cut. This concludes my report on Ben Franklin. I hope I get an A+ on this :)