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Fun that keeps on giving, one of the most enjoyable games I've played! The huge variety of guns and enemies makes you never feel like you're going through the same thing over again, adding a lot into the replayability of the game. The attention to deal is astonishing, every object on the levels can be broken or pushed away. Boss fights are pretty creative and remind me a lot of Binding Of Isaac. If you leave an item or gun behind in the previous room, it disappears and you get a letter when you come back thanking you for your stupidity. Can't recommend this enough for whoever haven't played it yet!

The developer himself knows about the current state of Steam with the amount of crap being pulled in everyday, but he insists to make this garbage of a game just as an excuse to have his name on the title. He even recently added achievements for playing the game for 5 and 10 hours! I can't imagine a sane human being able to play this game for that long let alone finish 100 times for the other achievement. It even crashed on me doing something as simple as going to the next level... I'm done.

I would have recommended on its first few weeks, since it reached peak 4k players on the release and is been downhill ever since. Having reached level 100, I acknowledged that the game only offers non-stop grinding along with a shop selling non-pay2win items every week or so. This weak crash grab with no incentive for the costumers would had potential if it wasn't developed with Flash. Considering how over saturated the market for zombie games is, I didn't put much hope into it. The art is very good though, would definitely hire the artist for the backgrounds only, since everything else is lazily done. Right now, the game sits as a wasteland along with a dying playerbase not having been updated since October last year and not getting a single word from developers on the official forum. Just like the other games from the same team, goes right into the grave.

This game is like anal sex. It's hard and painful but once you get used to it, becomes the best thing ever!

Browsing through the reviews, I only see people complaining about the fanbase. Yeah, the fanbase is indeed terrible. But you are playing Undertale, not Fanbasetale.

I haven't played many, but I can already say this was the worst visual novel I have ever played. To start off, the menu features an annoying 8-bits song that doesn't match the rest of the game at all. The buttons of the menu appear so slowly from the side of the screen that it disturbs me. The art is so bad and messed, looks like they are switching the artists for each scene. I even saw a real life picture, highly bet it was taken from the internet. Some images are blurred, and some of them are resized in a way that decreased the quality. Quality, that's something that the game really lacks.

All characters are ugly as f*ck, they don't even look like anime girls. For every time you click, the menu buttons have to appear again instead of staying there. The choices appear in the text box, instead of appearing in the middle of the screen as always. Overall, it's a boring game - I have not even wanted to stop skipping the whole text. Most of the dialogues are only composed of only one line of text, which shows no effort at all (considering the fact that the font is f*cking huge and bold). The only good thing about this game, are the emoticons. The rest, you can throw in the trash or use to wipe your *sshole.

Not all heroes wear capes, some of them wear white tank shirt from Binco.

Another poorly developed game, tries to be funny because of the jokes and bugs. It also tries to be acceptable because it has 'Simulator' on the name. This same developer also made 'Fidget Spinner Simulator', so you know what to expect.

She's smarter than my real life friends.

I got brain damaged, can't play this even ironically.