25 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.2 hrs on record
Posted: 5 Oct, 2019 @ 10:56am
Product received for free

Thank you LP, for putting me through this suffering.

Ah yes, 144p pixelated hentai porn. This game is so terrible, not even as a joke. I thought it was going to be as decent as at least a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Doom wad but it's not. The first enemy you encounter is a bearded arabian (from what I can make up from the pixels) that screams 'Allahu Akbar' at you. You can save the game from the main menu which doesn't makes sense; the 'lolis' present on your playthrough looks like a pile of pixels at the slighiest. I got lost quickly due to the maze-like structure so I tried to open the map from the menu, however it just shows up as a black box at the corner of the screen. It is bugs like this and the fact that sometimes when you open a door there's a wall that blocks your path that make up for a disgusting gift to send to your friends to show how much you hate them. Can't even play half an hour of this suffering.
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