I want to be your duo like forever duo. I mean lock-in every night, invade level 1, int together, climb together, flame each other playfully then laugh on Discord till 3AM and it’s driving me insane because I see you queue with someone else or duo with some random support/jungle it feels like I got ganked by reality with no ward coverage and now I’m tilted out of my mind. I want us to be the ones with dumb statuses like “ADC diff 💘” and in your lobby, in your life and I know this sounds like I’m hard inting emotionally but my ADHD won’t let me stop thinking about you, I think “OK I’ll just remove them but I can’t because what if they do want to duo me forever and I just missed the invite ping and now I’m stuck watching your green dot online, hoping you’ll notice me, and I’m begging you: either tell me you love me back and let’s lock in this duo for real or unadd me and let me FF at 15 because I can’t keep queueing into heartbreak every day like this.

+rep jinx my enward

We support you being super gay :)

+rep ride wife, life good

+rep great pig chased everyone equally

-rep terrible tunneling pig cant chase no one but the same 2 survivors