wyrm!
gorkawyrm / 33zu (any/all)
Nevada, United States
Oh, your heart! // Aortic work of art!
roguelike/lite enjoyer
i rarely message first. wanna play somethin? hit me up!

"I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I touch these sandwiches— and you’re gonna laugh at me, you’re gonna think I’m nuts, you’re gonna think I’m crazy— when I touch these sandwiches, I feel the hands of every person who’s touched them before me and after me. And I feel this jolt…o-of, like, friggin’ lightning or something from my head to the tip of my 'you-know-what.' Sometimes, while I’m grabbing these sandwiches with my bare hands, I just can’t help but throw my head back in ecstasy and moan. So whenever I go out and talk to chicks, I- the chicks say to me, “wait, what do you do?” and I say, “yes, I do grab sandwiches with my bare hands in a factory…” and…don’t laugh- don’t laugh at me…I feel like a spirit— like an orb shoot through my body every time I grab a sandwich. You know, a lot of people laugh at me, they beat me up, they give me black eyes, they broke my nose..4 times— you know, because…because I just like to make sandwiches and I get bullied about it, and I get bullied for it. And they pull up underwear up, and…and doo-doo feces does fall out because of how hard they pull. But…will I stop grabbing sandwiches with my bare hands and moving them down the assembly line? Absolutely freakin’ not, if you know what I mean, like— no. It’s just no way. Uh, this is the only thing that brings my life joy. And you can- you can beat me up, you can threaten to kill me, you can dox me, you can come to my house in a black SUV— I’m not gonna stop doing this. I love the people of this country, I love giving them soggy sandwiches…and…no, I’m not gonna stop."
~Zach "psychicpebbles" Hadel
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Oh, your heart! // Aortic work of art!
roguelike/lite enjoyer
i rarely message first. wanna play somethin? hit me up!

"I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I touch these sandwiches— and you’re gonna laugh at me, you’re gonna think I’m nuts, you’re gonna think I’m crazy— when I touch these sandwiches, I feel the hands of every person who’s touched them before me and after me. And I feel this jolt…o-of, like, friggin’ lightning or something from my head to the tip of my 'you-know-what.' Sometimes, while I’m grabbing these sandwiches with my bare hands, I just can’t help but throw my head back in ecstasy and moan. So whenever I go out and talk to chicks, I- the chicks say to me, “wait, what do you do?” and I say, “yes, I do grab sandwiches with my bare hands in a factory…” and…don’t laugh- don’t laugh at me…I feel like a spirit— like an orb shoot through my body every time I grab a sandwich. You know, a lot of people laugh at me, they beat me up, they give me black eyes, they broke my nose..4 times— you know, because…because I just like to make sandwiches and I get bullied about it, and I get bullied for it. And they pull up underwear up, and…and doo-doo feces does fall out because of how hard they pull. But…will I stop grabbing sandwiches with my bare hands and moving them down the assembly line? Absolutely freakin’ not, if you know what I mean, like— no. It’s just no way. Uh, this is the only thing that brings my life joy. And you can- you can beat me up, you can threaten to kill me, you can dox me, you can come to my house in a black SUV— I’m not gonna stop doing this. I love the people of this country, I love giving them soggy sandwiches…and…no, I’m not gonna stop."
~Zach "psychicpebbles" Hadel
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Mannifest Destiny
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OneyPlays
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Gabe Newell Covered in Marijuana
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The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
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I Love Gasoline! - Grupo público
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big win stimboard
:lario:times i tapped into the gazillion bones jackpot
two gloopies
- #33: Sniper Rifle - July 1st, 2024
- #64: Tomislav - July 26th, 2024
- #80: SMG - August 6th, 2024
- #97: Minigun - August 17th, 2024
- #156: Ambassador - November 5th, 2024
- #171: Rocket Launcher - November 22nd, 2024
- #208: Blutsauger - March 19th, 2025
Aussie Completion: 8/19

:lario:stuff with the funny purple text I've unboxed
Hats
Tempered Thorns Wandering Wraith
Morning Glory Blast Bowl
Celestial Summit Ludicrously Lunatic Lunon Fedora
Treasure Trove Brothers in Blues
Miami Nights Brothers in Blues
Sunbeams Undercover Brolly
Terror-Watt Firestalker
Festive Falling Star Impact Impaler
Dead Presidents Frigid Fashion
Jellyfish Hunter Blast Bowl
Blizzardy Storm Blast Bowl
Circling Heart Wanderer's Wool
Purple Confetti Impact Impaler
Festive Falling Star Wanderer's Wool
Smoking Samur-Eye
Warp Drive Brimmed Bootlegger
Warp Drive Blast Bowl
Butterfly Season Blast Bowl
Lure of the Deep Aimframe
Melting Mohawk Brand Loyalist
Scorched Scalp Blast Bowl
Cuban Smoke Brothers in Blues
Über Blaze Patriot Peak
Spectral Fire Witch Doctor
Circling Peace Sign Strikeout
Vicious Vampires Strikeout
Shining Bokeh Buck's Brim
Frisky Morning Vaudeville Visor
Disco Beatdown Executioner

Skins
Hot Pacific Peacemaker (MW)
Hot Mechanized Monster (MW)
Cool Steel Brushed (FN)
Cool Star Crossed (FN)
Cool Bloom Buffed (FN)
Strange Hot Cardboard Boxed (FT)
Cool Deadly Dragon (FT)
Hot Blackout (FT)
Cool Brawler's Iron (FT)
Isotope Brawler's Iron (BS)
Cool Sleek Greek (FT)
Cool Graphite Gripped (MW)

Taunts
too many to count
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The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
Cain
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+634
404 hrs em registo
jogado pela última vez a 10 de jul.
HELLDIVERS™ 2
Proezas   35 de 38
+30
3.599 hrs em registo
jogado pela última vez a 10 de jul.
Team Fortress 2
Mannifest Destiny
500 XP
Proezas   420 de 520
+415
Captura de ecrã 1
Comentários
garbageghost!! 22 ago. 2024 às 21:34 
creature containing worms
dotDEIMOS 1 ago. 2024 às 2:29 
+rep manages to survive my gay ass antics
Manitoba Meth Crisis 6 set. 2021 às 15:29 
wanna ♥♥♥♥ babe
?
Manitoba Meth Crisis 5 dez. 2020 às 10:39 
-rep he planted 10 kilos of ammonium nitrate under my doormat
Manitoba Meth Crisis 19 ago. 2020 às 18:39 
this guys about to drill his coɔ 10,000 feet up ur mom

he


he's uujji

he's ded

he's a pecker

he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

he
he
he


he's on a boat

he's in the woods

he's miles from the nearest
mcdonalds

frarf sdlanodcm

tHE bLAck And DeCkER cOrdleSs POWEr DRiLL

LeL
Kerv 20 dez. 2017 às 15:32 
LUL