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amorphous sludge (any/all)   Nevada, United States
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the rat king implies the existence of a rat queen
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"I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I touch these sandwiches— and you’re gonna laugh at me, you’re gonna think I’m nuts, you’re gonna think I’m crazy— when I touch these sandwiches, I feel the hands of every person who’s touched them before me and after me. And I feel this jolt…o-of, like, friggin’ lightning or something from my head to the tip of my 'you-know-what.' Sometimes, while I’m grabbing these sandwiches with my bare hands, I just can’t help but throw my head back in ecstasy and moan. So whenever I go out and talk to chicks, I- the chicks say to me, “wait, what do you do?” and I say, “yes, I do grab sandwiches with my bare hands in a factory…” and…don’t laugh- don’t laugh at me…I feel like a spirit— like an orb shoot through my body every time I grab a sandwich. You know, a lot of people laugh at me, they beat me up, they give me black eyes, they broke my nose..4 times— you know, because…because I just like to make sandwiches and I get bullied about it, and I get bullied for it. And they pull up underwear up, and…and doo-doo feces does fall out because of how hard they pull. But…will I stop grabbing sandwiches with my bare hands and moving them down the assembly line? Absolutely freakin’ not, if you know what I mean, like— no. It’s just no way. Uh, this is the only thing that brings my life joy. And you can- you can beat me up, you can threaten to kill me, you can dox me, you can come to my house in a black SUV— I’m not gonna stop doing this. I love the people of this country, I love giving them soggy sandwiches…and…no, I’m not gonna stop."
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