-rep I have amassed several grievances from our plentiful games from what the kids call CS:GO. The first of these is simply the fact that a wolfman who has connotations of a wolf and more importantly a man this player lacks the characteristics of a wolf and therefore I can safely assume that he is also not a man from blatant lies from the name of user. This is a clear breach of my personal code and regulations and a sin punishable by lord gaben, of the highest order.

The 2nd of these grievances is that his frequent rotations of characters/creatures/funny animations can only lead me to believe that he is in fact without a shadow of doubt not a man, as it is a well known fact that the steam profile picture is the image of its controller. With this new knowledge I have gathered from this second grievance and in refence to article 1 of my personal grievance it I can say 100% that he is neither a wolf nor a man, he is in fact a bear, which is simply impossible to fathom, not a measurement of water I assure you.

My 3rd grievance is how this man, bear thing, tried to engage in key economical negotiations during a key round during which I was engaged in a conflict with 3 other Ts, also known as terrorists if ur a cul kidz, of which I found my team had gone on for a holiday in ibaza, I can only assume as they disappeared from the map but that kept their telecommunication device and was feeding me with helpful tips, well at least the other 3 were. As I was creeping up to the bombsite of B the player afore mentioned opened a world of economical investments to me.

I’ll admit I was quite interested in his proposition that I waltzed right on in front of a terrorist, of which I quickly opened a 3 way negotiation with this rist of the terror, however as soon as the deal was done and the goods shipped from ibaza, one of the other terrorists dispatched me post haste, I can only blame the wolfman for leading me down a rabbit hole with nothing to gain, im pretty sure he conned me from my hard earned in game currency.

Last but, chiefly not least, his name is the wolfman with random numbers after, the use of the definite article leads me to believe that he is somesort of a super hero, perhaps part of the MCU? One would expect a superhero of this calibre to perform great deeds of heroics however this did not persevere. Therefore, he is a hack, a fraud and I think he should provide compensation to the real wolfman for using his name and not living up to it.

+rep very nice guy pretty good all round