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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:22am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 3:19am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:18am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:43am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:22am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:23am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:14am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:28pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:07am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:13am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:02am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:19am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:34am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:31am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:18am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 8:02am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:06am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:22am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:44am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:44am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:44am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:22am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:03am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 5:50am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:53am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:53am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:18am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:14am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:51am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:34am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:47am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:44am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:17am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:57am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:22pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:07am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:17am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 5:50am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:51am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:48am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 10:00am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:31am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:33pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:39am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:48am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:35am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:07am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:16am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 3:55am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:43am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:02am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:25am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:53am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:32am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 9:51am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 8:03am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:02am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 5:29am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:02am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:48am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:40am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:20am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:32pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 8:02am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:35am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:29am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 5:11am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:14am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 5:35am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 4:35am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 5:55am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:23am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:30am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:55am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:33am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:19am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:18am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:25am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:46am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:51am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:13am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:19am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:33am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:55am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:19am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 12:41am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:50am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:38am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:48am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:39am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:04am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:17am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:13am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:45am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:13am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:51am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:14am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:33am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:50am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:39pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:55pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:03am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:21am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:57am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 5:02am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:11am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:40am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:45am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:53pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:48am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:41am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:41am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:52am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:23am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:17pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:21pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:38am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:02pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 4:35am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:09am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:46am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:36am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:22am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:07am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:26pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:33pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:20pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:44am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:49am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:19am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:45am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:22am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:19am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:08am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:53am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:02am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:36am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:55pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:15am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:33am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:46pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:47pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:52am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:16am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:56am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:33am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:41am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:31am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:05am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:10am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:48am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:28am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:55am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:17am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:03am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 7:50am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:08am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:24am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:30am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:56am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:59am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:10am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:53am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:17pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:39pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:22pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:09am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:57am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:57am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:43pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:47pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:59pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:59am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:39am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:34am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:34am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:57am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:09am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:08am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 2:41am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:28am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:13am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:35am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:57am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:10am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:33pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:53pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:35am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:55am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:39am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:10pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:37am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:02am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:55am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 4:36am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:12am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:56am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:34am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:10am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:07am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:34am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:19am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:19am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 4:38am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:27am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:59am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 5:47am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 6:52am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 5:28am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 12:26am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 6:23am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:36am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:03am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:03am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:08am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:33pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 5:36am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:16am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:46pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 4:16am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:53pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:35pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:00pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:40am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 12:20pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:50pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:19am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:01am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 9:19am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:29am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:32am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:52am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:59am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:05am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 5:35am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 9:19am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 6:01pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:09am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:16am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 5:19am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 4:29am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 7:22am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 4:31am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:07am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 6:52am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:56pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 2:00am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:51am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:52am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:04am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 10:19am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 6:00am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:48am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:02am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:02am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:08am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:32pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 5:24am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 12:31am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 2:25am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 6:27am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:32am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:48am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:30am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:02am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 11:39am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:34pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 4:39am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 5:36am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:27am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 4:12am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 9:43am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:10am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:20pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 3:43am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:07am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:12am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:53pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:17am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 8:15am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 4:12am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:08am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:04am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:56am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:07am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 1:52am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 2:22am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:13am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 4:55am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:04am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:56am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:34am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 10:15am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:31pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:54pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:58am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:10am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 5:28am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 12:26am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 6:23am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:07am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:50pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:12am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 1:01pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 9:55am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 5:31am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 5:33am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:56pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:33am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 11:55pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 4:13am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 4:13am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 4:13am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:09am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:10am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:08am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:27pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:41am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 5:11am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 5:35am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 5:18am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 4:05am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:08am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 1:00am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:25am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:16am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:17pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:08am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:35am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:07am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:09am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:09am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:09am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:14am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:12am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:12am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:19am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:53am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:08am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:09am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:14am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:07am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:17pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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