Me: I fear he’ll grow more powerful than me

My therapist on webcam: has the great hunt taken place?

Me: alas-

My son Thorne walking in: father, I grow restless for the hunt

I raise my hand wardingly: soon, boy. Leave me my rituals

Therapist: Hey. She’d be proud of you both. Ok?

Weary king: Who are you?

The empathetic assassin: I… am sorry

Me from the kings bathroom using the bidet for the first time: Eek! Hehehe

The assassin moves towards the bathroom

Weary king: No! I’m the one you want. Leave him… his innocence

My laughter echoes as a king dies

What the ♥♥♥♥ Charles told me you are from london He lied to Me I will have to beat him at school tomorow

Holy ♥♥♥♥ you are so Retarded I don't even Live in the United Kingdom

Hello I am the UK goverment you need to pay £2000 iTunes gift card to me or you are under the rest.

Heropon Riki rolls worst joint ever asked to slay dinobeast