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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 2:44am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 17 May @ 7:54am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:57am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:10am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:10am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:09am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:10am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:10am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:10am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:10am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:10am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:11am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:22am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:11am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:11am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:11am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 10:29am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:11am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:06am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:04am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:11am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:12am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:48am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:06pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:15am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:02am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:29am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 2:38am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:02am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:40am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:12am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:02pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:48am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:21am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:57am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:08am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:12am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:52am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:04am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:17am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:57am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:15am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:22am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 9:15am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:22am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:48am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:49am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:33am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:59am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 11:15am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 4:47am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:42am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 12:00pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:05pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:28pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:25am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:11am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:06am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:40am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:40pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:21am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:02am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:12am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:59am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:41am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 4:31am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 8:52am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 3:06pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:47am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:31am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:22am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:22am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:01am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:16am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:54am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:42am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 12:00pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 2:42am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 7:00am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:19am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:40am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:00am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:27am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:11am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:03am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 3:01pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:22am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:01am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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