Recent reviews by pinheaded dimwit

MAN I wish I could play this game. When I bought it, I was a moron ass kid and, having just spent $40, I clicked on a phishing link for 5 steam dollars, and got banned same day. I'm 21 now and I got drunk and realized I still had this ♥♥♥♥ on my computer. Maybe one day I'll sell my account or computer or something so I can get a new one and play this game again. Until then I will stare at it longingly in my steam account, lmao.

stop putting things behind timers and removing shipment thats like half your players bro

100% the game and have gotten all endings. This game is a masterpiece, though some endings could definitely be expanded upon in game, I.E, the long term effects that each ending has on the world post Elden Beast
Here are some highlights (assuming you have played the game):
-2 bossfights stood out to me. Radahn, because badass gimmick fight, and Placidusax, for kicking my ass more times than Malenia. USE POISON IT KILLS HIM FAST
-Soundtrack is PHENOMENAL. Fromsoft has done it once again with the music.
-The sheer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amount of weapons and armor available to you. With tons of different areas, even the basic knight armor is enough to fill up rows of inventory space. The drip potential is UNREAL.
-The whole ash of war system. You know why. Everyone loves this ♥♥♥♥.

This is the only serious analytical review you will get from me because this is the only game I care enough about to write more than a sentence for. Regardless of whether you have or haven't played a souls game before, buy this game. Now. Do it. Or I'll steal your credit card information and buy it for you.

no multiplayer servers

this skin made me better at the game. my kd rose. i killed two full teams by myself. i have proof. crytek why did you do this to me

Warframe is a less aggressive cash grab than this. And their campaign is free to play. Get it together, 343. Zero Stars.

im stcuck inthe room ojn construck help me

i have nothing

community literally voteckicks you for playing the game
10/10

First off, this game can be confusing for new players. Have someone help you through the first few missions, or look it up on the wiki. Later stages can get difficult. Party Queue is made for that.
Late game is probably the best part in my opinion, with all the bounties and different weapons. Baro Ki'teer is funny.
Let me go to his parties, DE.