"They say 1 in 3 people live next to a paedophile, Not me I live next to 2 smoking hot 14 year olds"
- Stephen Hawking 2018

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened"
- Anne Frank 1945

"My wife's boyfriend wants me to leave her, what do I do?"
- Grandpa 2018

"Caitlyn no ult"
- John F. Kennedy 1963

"Sorry, I didn't mean to shoot"
- Romanian Man 2019

"We don't need police, he has a ♥♥♥♥"
- Fellow Intellectuals 2019

"Anyone you meet, however ♥♥♥♥, is kind of a miracle in plain sight"
- exurb1a 2018

"You can't change someone who doesn't see an issue in their actions"
- Valiant 2019

"When you leave this world, leave something bigger than yourself"
- Cameron Boyce