It was a very sad time.

"Beautiful game, story rich. I absolutely loved the twist at the end... not spoiling it though! Really makes you think about life, in a perspective deeper than one we know today... rather, what we become instead of what we are. Like in Tschovevski's classic novel, "Доналд трумп" (Translated: "My Dream is More"), it shows an in-depth understanding of the values in today's political society, along with making you question if the past was better or worse, but still leaving you in a good mood after every session of gaming. Before I played this game, I was a stupid child with a terrible personality. I now have over 21,000 games on my Steam Library, I have a job I love, I am earning ¥3,000,000,000 every year, I have 4 wives, 13 children (And more coming!) and over 31 grandchildren. (And 49 great grandchildren) I am also starring on the BPS Kids© show "Bubble Guppes" as a writer, an actor, a director, and a host. My life was changed, all due to this game. I truly owe the developer, and everyone with them, a thank you."

That was my original review for Miner Ultra Adventures.
However, it all fell apart after it was taken down from Steam. My wife left me and my kids disowned me, calling me "Hilariously insignificant." My boss fired me on the spot and Bubble Guppes was taken off the air. I was lost. Every day, I checked Steam for this game. On December 18th, my prayers were answered.

Now, the game is back, and so is my wife! BPS Kids© shut down and lost all funding, so I started my own television business with my whole crew from before! Now I'm the one in control, and we've got Bubble Guppes the MOVIE coming soon! Starring me and my *employee* Tom Hanks (Yes guys and also he paid me to let him act). My kids came back home and announced great granddaughter #50! So excited, I plan to have the birth filmed and put on TV. All of this was made possible by this beautiful game. I love you, Dennis. ❤