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♥♥♥♥ this game, it's so amazing that i can cut people into 500 pieces, and somehow find their spine in it and fully heal!
Bosses: 16/10, there isn't one that can be considered "good". They're all pretty amazing.
Soundtrack:13/10, These songs will be stuck in your head for years, and they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beautiful too, so don't worry.
Gameplay:10/10, controls are a bit iffy on PC, but ♥♥♥♥ it's still amusing to cut everything into all the pieces.
Graphics: 7/10, looks ok by today's standards, but this was 2013- 11/10
Story:9/10, It's semi-serious, but unlike the trailer, a part of this game's plot is memes. you have an unskippable cutscene where a boss talks about memes, and you can watch a guard play with a cat during it. it's cool.

Overall rating: 14.5 / 10, get it now, if it's on sale, buy it, if it's not, get it anyways, but if you want to have no problems with the game at all, get a controller.

wooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fuck this game, it's so amazing that i can cut people into 500 pieces, and somehow find their spine in it and fully heal! Bosses: 16/10, there isn't one that can be considered "good". They're all pretty amazing. Soundtrack:13/10, These songs will be stuck in your head for years, and they're fucking beautiful too, so don't worry. Gameplay:10/10, controls are a bit iffy on PC, but fuck it's still amusing to cut everything into all the pieces. Graphics: 7/10, looks ok by today's standards, but this was 2013- 11/10 Story:9/10, It's semi-serious, but unlike the trailer, a part of this game's plot is memes. you have an unskippable cutscene where a boss talks about memes, and you can watch a guard play with a cat during it. it's cool. Overall rating: 14.5 / 10, get it now, if it's on sale, buy it, if it's not, get it anyways, but if you want to have no problems with the game at all, get a controller.