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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:31pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 10:56am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 11:04am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2022 @ 3:38pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 8:09pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:00pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:53pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 11:37am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:23pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 6:32pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:09pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 3:24pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:49pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:55am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:55am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:57pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 11:14am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:51am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 10:44am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:57pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 1:37pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:29pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 3:50pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:43pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:26pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:39am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:07pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:10pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 1:24am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 3:23pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:58pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:09pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:32pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 2:49pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 2:30pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:28am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 11:56am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 12:24pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:02pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 3:24pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:23am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 8:18am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:04pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:57pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:08pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:55pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:57pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:07pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:12pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:28am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:53pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:31pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 5:11pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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