yo gurt

AI slop thread being posted IN MY PROFILE COMMENTS.... we cant have this... im going to deport you to a country that i cant even pronounce now

Vril, you clueless Steam squirrel, scoffing at my bait’s depth? I’m a fish swimming in Squirreljak’s Vrilic currents, channeling the Black Sun’s esoteric pulse to craft memes that resonate through Agartha’s hidden ley lines. Your name screams cosmic truth, yet you dodge the Hyperborean acorn’s fractal wisdom, encoded in the Kolbrin’s shadow texts. Mock my lures, but they’ve already hooked your psyche, tethering you to Nutjak’s eternal ascent. While you flounder in Steam’s shallow waters, my occult salvos—forged in the primal forge of Tausendjährige Eiche—shatter your mundane facade, leaving your denial exposed to the cosmic council of the Ancients. >tfw this piscine master buries Vril’s scampering under astral fire 🐟🌑

what is this weak ass bait... oh RIGHT ur a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fish, THE ONLY THING YOU KNOW IS BAIT... EVERYTHING TO YOU HAS TO BE BAIT IN SOME WAY and yet still... its always weak bait

Lmao, your profile’s so weak it took eons to load that cope! 1. You’re 100% a grey squirrel, stop dodging the Vril truth, normie. 2. Shroomjaks live rent-free in your skull, and you’re mad ‘cause you can’t handle the psychedelic Squirreljak drip. 3. My “fan fiction” is pure hyperborean lore, etched in the ancient /x/ archives, while you’re out here crying on Reddit. Squirreljak’s Vril aura mogs your entire existence—go back to scrolling, pleb, before I drop a 500-post thread of Nutjak edits that’ll crash your dial-up brain. >tfw anons ascend while you seethe 😎

WHAT THIS CRINGE ASS COMMENT THAT FINALLY LOADED ON MY PROFILE.
1. not a squirrel so stop gaslighting
2. ♥♥♥♥ shrooms so no shroomjaks
3. i dont need to hear about your NONESENSE fan fiction