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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:31am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:31am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:59am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:58am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:11am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:41am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:46am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:02am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:57am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:57am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:18am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:17am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:26am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:32am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:04am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:31am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:40am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:43am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:17am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:22am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:24am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:14am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:34am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:44am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:50am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:46am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:46am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:25am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:36am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:47am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:47am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:47am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:35am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:24am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:51am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:05am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:46am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:11am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:31am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:34am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:34am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:34am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:34am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:34am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:34am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:38am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:51am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:25am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:01am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:35am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:34am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:34am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:40am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:43am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:31am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:41am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:41am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:41am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:26am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:41am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:46am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:30am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:48am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:48am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:09am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:20am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:31am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:25am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:53am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:31am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:31am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:41am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 1:31am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:08am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:01am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:43am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:43am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:36am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:25am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:50am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:40am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:40am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:40am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:40am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:40am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:40am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:40am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:22am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:18am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:04am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:35am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:40am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:40am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:41am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:41am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:41am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:41am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:41am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:41am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 2:48am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:16am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:30am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:30am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:48am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:48am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:39am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 8:39am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:45am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:21am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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