Alright so first of all this game is okay- SIKE! THIS GAME IS A MASTERPIECE, A TRUE DESERVING OF A CHEFS KISS! IF THIS ♥♥♥♥ WAS FOOD, GORDON RAMSEY WOULD QUOTE ON THIS AS "BUSSIN!"

THE COMBAT IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ EPIC! I'LL SLICE UP ANY ♥♥♥♥♥ APPROACHING ME LIKE "HOHO, YOU'RE APPROACHING ME!? INSTEAD OF RUNNING AWAY, YOU'RE COMING RIGHT AT ME!?" THINKING THEY SOME COOL MFS THESE DUMBASS POLICEMEN RESPONDING LIKE "I CAN'T BEAT THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF YOU WITHOUT GETTING ANY CLOSER", AND BAM HOE! THEY DEAD AS HELL! I wish more games deadass had as cool combat as this one, cause IM ENJOYING EVERY MOMENT OF IT! This game made me play tag with my money, and I'm it. Broke as ♥♥♥♥, but happier than ever!

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Though the characters are kinda meh, they could be better written- SIKE FOOL! I FOOLED YOUR DUMBASS ONCE AGAIN! THE DESPERADO BOSSES ARE THE BADDEST OF THE BAD!

BLADE WOLF? COOL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TALKING CYBORG DOG ABLE TO SPIN HIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAINSAW TAIL AROUND WHILE GIVING YOU THE COLD SHOULDER WHEN TALKING WITH HIM; MF DON'T UNDERSTAND SARCASM (Cause he's a robot not designed for human humor).
- Wanna fight you
- Asks why
- Elaborates about his memory being wiped if not
- Too bad ♥♥♥♥♥ get chainsaw tail
- leaves

NOW OH LORD, GIVE ME STRENGTH FOR THIS ONE :Pray:, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MISTRAL :Pensive: :pensive. THIS ♥♥♥♥♥ MADE LIKE DOCTOR OCTAVIUS WITH ALL THESE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ARMS SHES ATTACHING TO HER BACK, LIKE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TAKE 15% HEALTH OFF OF HER, - WHAT HAPPENS? WELL ONE ARM OFF, 7 TO GO, IF NOT MORE WHEN SHE JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RE ATTACHES HER OWN ♥♥♥♥ TO HERSELF AGAIN. THIS RUSSIAN WOMAN OH MY LORDY LORD, LORD! ANYONE WHO SAYS THIS BIG WOMAN IS A TRASH BOSS FIGHT, IS A REAL HYUCK HYUCK DUMBASS! A REAL TWIN TO ROOFUS AND FOOUS, GOOFUS!
- SHE FINALLY FOUND WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR (YOU, A WORTHY OPPONENT)
- THROWS ARMS AT YOU
- MAKES A STICK OF ARMS TO BEAT U
- GETS MR. FREEZED
- LEAVES
- ANGRY RUSSIAN SIMP OF HER SUICIDES

But on a serious note, the other dude Sundowner. Idk, some random dude at the beginning, who gets kind of a bad introdu- SIKE FOOL! YOU ARE STUPIDER THAN JUPITER IF YOU WERE TO THINK I WOULD TRASH UPON THIS BALD ♥♥♥♥♥ WHO RESEMBLES MY DAD QUITE A LOT! SUNDOWNERS ONE HELL OF A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ VILLAIN, THIS BULKY HITMAN 47 WHO GOT DECIDED TO GET HIS STICKER IN FRONT OF HIS FOREHEAD, INSTEAD OF THE BACK JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOPS IN, GIVES YOU A QUIRKY LITTLE SMILE AT THE BEGINNING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BLESSED FOR BEING A JOJO FAN (:Quirky emote:) REALLY DOES RESEMBLE WHAT A TRUE WAR ENTHUSIAST WANTS! WAR FOOL! HE DON'T NEED NO REASON OTHER THAN BEING THE AVERAGE WAR ENJOYER!
- You sitting in the car with the African president
- Sundowners comes up in yo ♥♥♥♥
- takes the president
- smiles at you
- leaves
- you find the president chained up next to Sundowner and Brazilian Samurai
- "Give war a chance!"
- Kills president
- "He's all yours Sam!"
- Refuses to elaborate any further
- Leaves

Though I wasn't much of a fan with Monsoon, dude was just a boring villain talking abou- SIKE AGAIN HOE! TIME TO STUDY THE MGR DICTIONARY CAUSE I'M FEELING DIABOLICAL TODAY! MONSOON YOU MEET A LITTLE MORE THAN HALFWAY THROUGH THE GAME,- AND OH BOY IS HE A TREAT! ENTERS THE RING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UNHINGED TO HIS LIMBS, ATTACHES HIMSELF LIKE NOTHING AND GIVES YOU A QUIRKY SMILE AND LECTURS YOU ABOUT MEMES! NO OTHER MF IN THIS GAME GOT MORE AUDACITY THAN THIS MF TO BE TALKING AS DANGEROUS AS THIS DUDE! SMILE REMINDING ME OF JEFF THE KILLER WITH HIS CATCHPRHASE: "GO TO SLEEP". PALE AS A MF, - SNOW WHITE HAVING A RUN FOR HER MONEY WITH WHOSE GOT THE PALER SKIN
- Enters the arena limb after limb
- "We are all pawns. Controlled by something greater: MEMES! The DNA of the soul"
- Throws contruction and choppers at you
- Refuses to elaborate
- Dies

But now now, time to talk about a Samuel Rodgri- SIKE FOOL! WE AINT BRINGING UP HEAT WITH SAMUEL! WE ADDRESSING THIS MF AS BRAZILIAN SAMURAI! THIS DUDE CLAPPED YOUR DUMBASS (RAIDEN) AT THE START OF THE GAME AND LOVES TO TEASE, WHILE ALSO NOT GIVING A ♥♥♥♥ ENOUGH TO TAKE IT ALL TOO SERIOUS! IF YOU PLAYED THE DLC OF THIS DUDE, YOU WILL REGRET THE OUTCOME OF HIS REMATCH WITH RAIDEN! EVEN THE ROBO-♥♥♥♥♥ OF A DOG TRIED TO TALK RAIDEN AND BRAZILIAN DUDE OUT OF DOING COOL SWORD FIGHTING! BUT OH NO TOO BAD ♥♥♥♥♥, THEY WANNA THROW SOME HANDS REAL WORLDSTAR STYLE, 873.928 VIEWS ON LIVELEAK! IF THIS MF SURVIVED BRAZIL, THEN HE SHOULDVE SURVIVED THEM HANDS! ANYWAY, THE BRAZILIAN DUDE BARELY GOT ANY CYBERNETIC ENHANCEMENTS, AND YET STILL PUSHED RAIDEN TO HIS MAXIMUM, - IF THAT DOESN'T SAY BRAZILIANS LIVE WORSE AND TOUGHER THAN MFS FROM DETROIT, THAN ENLIGHTEN ME!
- Bing chilling next to president chained up
- Raiden interferes
- SIKE ♥♥♥♥♥!
- Sword clash with Brazil
- They fight more
- "You deny your weapon its purpose!"
- Slash arm and eye off of main character
- They rematch
- "OK. Let's Dance!"
- Press "Respawn", after the 13th time
- Win
- Relieved, but at what cost?

And at last, but not least. The dumbass fat and receding hairline of a Senator, kind of eh- SIKE FOO! IT IS I, FOO FIGHTER ♥♥♥♥♥. THIS MF PUT UP A BIGGER FIGHT THAN OF THE BRAZILIAN DUDE, WHICH I THOUGHT WAS IMPOSSIBLE, - HE WOKE UP AND DECIDED TO PULL UP IN THE BIONICLE WHIP! IS INSIDE PLAYING WITH HIS BUTTONS AND JOYSTICKS WHILE RAIDENS RUNNING AROUND IN PANIC OUTSIDE, SLICING LEG AFTER LEG OF THIS ROBO-♥♥♥♥♥! A TRUE MEGA-PHAGGOT OF A TRANSFORMER! AFTER RAIDEN JUST DEMOLISHES THE DECEPTICON, - THIS ROUND ASS CUBE COMES OUT OF IT. THEY TALK FOR A LITTLE BIT, FOR THE SENATOR TO REVEAL HES USING WAR AS A WAY TO GET ELECTED! ARMSTRONG GOES ALL 180 AND BEGINS PRACTICING SUMO-WRESTLING MOVES, TO THEN SOMEHOW GROWING 30-50 KGS IN PURE MUSCLE MASS!

- "I dont have time for this!"
- Practicing sumo
- "Played college ball, y'know?"
- Throws Raiden in the air
- "Don't ♥♥♥♥ with this Senator!"
- Rants about America gone to ♥♥♥♥
- Beats Raiden to a pulp
- "Well I don't write my own speeches"
- Raiden was wrong about him
- "Am I finally getting through?"
- "You're not greedy"
- They hug
- "YOURE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ INSANE!"
- Live Armstrong reaction
- "Making the mother of all omelettes here Jack, can't fret over every egg!"
- AND A LOT OF COOL DIALOGUE ABOUT POVERTY!?
- A LOT OF COOL FIGHTING, SHOWING OUR SENATORS TRUE STRENGHT!
- Raiden: 0.1% Hp
- Senator casually lets Raiden just chunk 10-20% of his HP to flex upon the slippery little rat
- Tears shirt off
- "Nano-machines, son"
- Epic soundtrack begins
- "Begin playback: Two years I have been working towards this.. A duel to the death, may the best man win... But if he beats me, If I die here. The lock on my blade will disable after a couple of hours. What happens after that, is up to you Wolfy."
- Throws Brazilian Sword
- "Standing here, I realize"
- Senator inspired by Monsoon and decided to throw construction at Raiden as well
- EPIC SHOWDOWN! JUST BUY THE GAME MAN!
Tl;dr: Don't listen to any other review than mine and buy the game. BANGER of a game, and even cooler fights! (And memes!)

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Right. To start off with this game's gaemplay.

10/10. SIKE, THIS GAMES GAMEPLAY IS SO TRASH. I HATE THE ENDING MORE THAN ANYTHING. It's such an ♥♥♥♥ upo.
It's shgort, it has a cliffhangar, where VADER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHASES YOU. AND YOU CANT DO ♥♥♥♥ ABOUT IT BUT TO END THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME WAITING FOR THE NEXT ONE TO DROP OUT. AND THEN AFTER WE HAVE BEEN CHASING THIS HOLOCRON FOR SOME GOOD OLD 10 HOURS, THIS GINGER NECKBEARD JUST DESTROYS IT RIGHT INFRONT OF HSI LITTLE BOYBAND. LIKE WTF IS THIS SUPPOSE TO BE???? THEN THE GOTH ♥♥♥♥♥ JUST HIUGS, YOU OUTTER NOWHERE, WITHOUT NO KISSIES ;:)

Besides that, i do like the game machanics. Really feels like you're a Jedi. SIKE, this game m akes tyou feel like youre some mara jade looking ass who bouta do one meditation and BA,M, GOT THREE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ABILITES, ASWLL WITH HAVING SOME VIATNAMESE FLASHBACK WHICH EVENTUALLY WILL GET YOU PUSH/GRAB/PULL, I DONT KNOW.

Though if we were to think it from another perspective, from the graphic perspective ofcourse. This game is absolutely stunning. SIKE, THIS GAME IS SO WEIRD ASS LOOKING, LIKE LOOK AT CAL, THIS DUDES EYEBROWS BE LOOKING LIKE HE FROM NEADNERTHRALLS, WHILE ALSO THIS DUDE PUSHING HIS CHIN WAY UPFRONT, MAKING IT LOOK LIKE HE BOUTA SQUARE UP ON SOMEONE. LOOKING REAL BIG , AND DON T U GET ME STARTED ON THAT BLACK JEDI LADY, WITH THOSE AREA 15 ALIEN LOOKING AEYES, GETS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YEETED OFF THE SIDEWALK BY VADER GENTLY STROKING HIS FINGER ASIDE. COMING BACK 1 MINUTE LATER ACTING ALL GRUNTY N SHTI. Though I do loike, that little alien pilot dude. Mans got some fetish fo r plants. hE cute 2 :)))

The voice acting is this good! WHICH IS SIKE, NOT GOOD. FIRST OF ALL, THIS FEELS LIKE SOME BLACK DUDE HUIDING IN SOME LANMP FROM PRONHUB, BOUTA DO SOME VOICE ACTING. MIGHT ASWELL HAVE JOHNNY SINS JOIN IN AS VACDER WHILE WE AT IT. I AINT MESSING WITH THIS ♥♥♥♥. THE ENDING GOT EM PISSED BEFORE YOU KNOW IT. ALL OF Y'ALL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SHOULD BE PROUD

Also, I have a few words about the reviews I have been seeing. Them infromative, detailed, and great in gen- SIKE. WHAT Y'ALL THINK THIS IS? YOU CANT REVIEW A GAME WHEN YOU PLAYUED LIKE 2 HOURS JUST ESCAPING FOO OF THAT ROCK YOU AT IN THE START, SAYING "OH BOY LOOK AT ME, I HAVE PLAYED JEDI FALLON ORDER I CAN REVIEW IT NOW AFTER I JUST PLAYED FOR 2 GHOURS :oooooo".
PLAY THE GAME BEFORE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REVIEW IT, ACTING ALL GUCCI AND ♥♥♥♥, CATIS KANDIS COULD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REVIEW THIS BETTER THAN ALL Y'ALL WITHOUT HAVING TO PLAY IT ALL FULLY THROUGH. YOU WILL BE DISSAPOINTED AT THE END, ASWELL AS DISSAPOINTED IN YOUR REVIEW, KNOWING YOU DID A ♥♥♥♥ UP REVIEWING IT WITH A "THUMBS UP, I RECOMMEND THIS GAME", SIKE. WE GON PLAY THE JED I FALLEN ORDER 2 NOW CAUSE OF THIS ♥♥♥♥ ENDING