Recent reviews by nice man

runs like ♥♥♥♥

crashes constantly

crashes on startup no fix

cannot get a controller working on the game no support it seems

probably the worst game in history ever

ahead of its time, amazing graphics and encapsulating storyline, game of the year

To start of with the notorious "Let the Cat In" I want to point out how ridiculous the requirements are to play this psychological horror, and they are way higher than the other games.
After vigorous testing over the course of about 30 days, using many different processors, graphics cards and whatnot, I found out that the minimal requirements are a Intel I7 7790K preferably overclocked and at least a dual setup of Nvidia Titan X graphics cards.
Moving on to the overall game, Dark Souls is a walk in the park compared to it. The controls are astonishingly difficult making me physically build a ledge out of wood in real life and taking a picture of it to let me use the ledge or wood or whatever it is to place it to place the ball of yarn to "Let the Cat In". I decided to spend £400 on the "stars" as they said that as the game is new it is a new deal but it only let me complete one level before making me restart and lose my money. This game is solely based around the "Pay 2 Win" aspect of games like Clash of Clans.
Moving on to the psychological horror. On the loading screen, where you control your cat and get to see your steam friends cats, my screen went black, I heard a slow breathing, and checking to see that my friend on Skype wasn't doing a quick one in the call, I found out that it was the game, the players decided to hack me and infect my computer with creepy pictures and jumpscares and trojans. So if you're wondering whether you can run this game and whether it has replayability value and whether it's simple, the answers are all no, and the Let the Cat In community is aids. This community is the worst community I have ever encountered and they frankly make me feel sick. Thank you for reading and you hopefully won't make the same mistake as me.

ruined csgo

dota sucks. it wouldnt load and is ♥♥♥♥ so play league of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or some iphone game 2/1000

I hate this game. I can't run it. I bought it off eBay for £340 and still can't run it. Gaben said that I will love it. Gaben was wrong. Gaben lied. Gaben has 5 letter. A pentagon has 5 sides. Team Fortress has 2 words in it. 5-2=3. Gaben and Team Fortress are Illuminati Confirmed. Aswell, ♥♥♥♥♥xxSlayerx77 is very mean and cannot "F*** My Mom" as she is marries.