- I USE LINUX (THAT MEANS I CAN HACK YOU)
- UNI2 AKATSUKI MAIN
- I HAVE BET AT LEAST $2 AGAINST YOU
- I'M PART OF A VAST NETWORK OF TRANSHUMANISTS ACROSS THE GLOBE
- WHERE THERE ARE DEMONS, I SLAY THEM. WHERE THERE ARE SAINTS, I SLAY THEM
- MY NET WORTH IS ROUGHLY $50
- GGST FAUST MAIN
- I'M ACTUALLY DEAD!!!! I'M A GHOST!!!!
- PROUD "ENDLESS EIGHT" SURVIVOR
- I CAN FIGHT A BARE BEAR-HANDED
- GGXRD BAIKEN MAIN
- LEGALLY BLIND
- I AM FULLY POTTY TRAINED
- SF6 E. HONDA MAIN
- I'M STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU

I AM ON A HIGHER LEVEL OF EXISTENCE YOU COULD NEVER POSSIBLY COMPREHEND
MESSING WITH ME == YOU'LL REGRET IT (DON'T DO IT)

ALL TROLLS WILL BE "CYBERPUNK'D" ON SIGHT

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