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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:14am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:48am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:25am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:36am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:15am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:25am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:11am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:21am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:12pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:36pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:01am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:10am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:01am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:14am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:11am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:48am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:50am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:36am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:36am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:36am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:21am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:02am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:16am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:50am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:52am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:15am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:30am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:09am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:19am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:12am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:46am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:25am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:08am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:12am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:51am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:01am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:14am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:45am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:18am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:50am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:34am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:25am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:27am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:48am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:21am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:24am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:40am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:16am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:13am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:25am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:35am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:08am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:36am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:34am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:25pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:11am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:23pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:50am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:41am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:57am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:34am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:16pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:35am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:48pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:46am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:34am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:46am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:18pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:00pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:18am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:34am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:52am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:31am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:29am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:43am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:41pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:45pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:54am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:11am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:30pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:41am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:53am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:07pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:02pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:34pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:20pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:15am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:41pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:06pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:33pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:52pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:41pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:50am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:21am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:28am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:28am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:30am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:31am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:40am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:38am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:24am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:04am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:34am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:01pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:59pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:15am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:18am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:30am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:07am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:25am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:41am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:25pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:56am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:59am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:13am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:11pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:45am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:18am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:14am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:16am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:57pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:41am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:48am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:53am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 11:38am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:34am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:39am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 4:27am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:15am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:16pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:04am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:00pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:36pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:56pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:50am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:30am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:26am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:20am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:03am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:18am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:59am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:29am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:53am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:23pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:45pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:18pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:35pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:08pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:11pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:36am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:20pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:07pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:48pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:30pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:14am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:52am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:16pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:13pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:44pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:52am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:18am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:31am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:07am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:43am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:45am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:09am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:09pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:05pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:24am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:38am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:52am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:09pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:05pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:11pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:27pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:33am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:02am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:48am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:30pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:51pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:50am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:46am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:50am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:28am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:24pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:51am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:44pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:35am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:09pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:44am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:28am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:51pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:58pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:51am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:15am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:18am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:33am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:07am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:52am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:04am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:57am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:09pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:04pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:06pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:30am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:30am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:46am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:56pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:25am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:25am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:24pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:44am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:31am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:40am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:45am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:09pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:32pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:02pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:17am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:36am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:07am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:26am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:41am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:10pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:10pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:22pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:33pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:01pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:06pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:06pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:29pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:02pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:47pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:39pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:22pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:55pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:53pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:10pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:01pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:20pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:47pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:02pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:15pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:19pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 1:47am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:01am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:14pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:39am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:51am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:38am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:41am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:23pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:13pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:15pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:25am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:22pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:31pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:38am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:54am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:57am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:18pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:45am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:41am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:09am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:03pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:13pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:04pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:06pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:22pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:33pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:01pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:06pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:06pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:15pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:10pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:12pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:28pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:33pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:02pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:06pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:15pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:56pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:56pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:44pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:41pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:48pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:04pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:48pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:03pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:05pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:26pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:07pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:15pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:24pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:39pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:46am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:49am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:41pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:07pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:07pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:26pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:23pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:00pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:01pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:47pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:03pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:56pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:33pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:03pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:06pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:11pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:28pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:33pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:02pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:07pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:15pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:56pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:56pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:44pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:41pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:48pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:04pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:20pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:50am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:07am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:09am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:26pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:26pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:56pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:56pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:47pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:47pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:44am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:30pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:39pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:09pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:46pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:07pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:54am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:05pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:48am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:51am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:23am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:09am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:26pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:03pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:03pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:44pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:44pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:52am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:58pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:45pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:29pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:13pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:24pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:02am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:47pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:37pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:04pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:18pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:23am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:24pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:03pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:06pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:15pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:56pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:38pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:44pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:41pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:51pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:04pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:27pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:24pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:46pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:06pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:15pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:56pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:38pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:44pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:41pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:51pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:04pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:27pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:53pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:46am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:53am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:11pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:15pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:15pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:51pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:51pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:48am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:04pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:50pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:33am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:02pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:44am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:10pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:53am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:03am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:50am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:14am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:21pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:51am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:25am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:09am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:33pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:33pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:34pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:34pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:27pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:27pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:07am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:05pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:50pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:44pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:47pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:04pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:14pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:27pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:45am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:24pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:45pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:29pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:33am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:57pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 10:41am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:48pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:34pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:05pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:24pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:24pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:56am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:08pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:50pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:44pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:47pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:04pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:14pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:27pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 7:56am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:09am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked