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1 person found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
3.8 hrs on record
tried approaching a college girl in real life to kiss her but she slapped me, misleading game do not play
Posted 6 December, 2021.
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6.0 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
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Posted 30 November, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
I thought this game was Animal Crossing so I bought it. As soon as I launched the game I realised my mistake because I exploded my boiling seed all over my monitor. Now, I was raised Christian and was taught never to release the impregnation pee before marriage. Now I have potentially wasted my entire life's savings of load and it is going to be a massive struggle to get it all back in my balls. Don't be like me, this game is NOT animal crossing!!
Posted 17 November, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
10.8 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
say no to lolis
Posted 17 November, 2021.
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5.9 hrs on record
To all subjects of Ymir. My name is Eren Yeager. I'm using the power of the Founding Titan to address all of Ymir's subjects. The hardening of all walls present on Paradis has come undone, and all titans entrapped within them have started marching. My objective is to protect the people of Paradis, the place where I was born and raised. However, the world wishes for the annihilation of the people of Paradis. The hatred that has been swelling up for so long will certainly not end until not just the Paradisians, but all of Ymir's subject have been eliminated. I reject that wish. The wall titans shall trample all Earth outside of this island underfoot, until all life existing there has been exterminated from this world.
Posted 24 October, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
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Posted 24 October, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
My name is Klee. I'm 7 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Mondstadt, where all the Knights of Favonius are, and I am not married. I work as the Spark Knight for the Knights of Favonius, and I get back to my Confinement Room every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't kill, but I occasionally nuke fishes in the pond. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After waiting for Jean to go for a holiday and casting explosions wherever I go before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told to go to the Confinement Room at my last meeting with Jean. I'm trying to explain that I'm a pyromaniac who wishes to send nukes and explode the entire Teyvat. I take care to always summon explosives against all enemies, like the Abyss Order of the Fatui Harbingers, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Posted 23 October, 2021.
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0.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
this game copied amogng usus!!!1111!1111!!!
Posted 27 September, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
my brain hurts
Posted 27 September, 2021.
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1.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Time to read Subarashiki Hibi
Posted 27 September, 2021. Last edited 27 September, 2021.
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