1. C is for Cookie, that’s good enough for me.
2. Chocolate chip important to me… It mean whole lot to me… Om nom nom nom.
3. Friend something better than chocolate ice cream… Maybe friend somebody you give up last cookie for.
4. Fruit… or Cookie… Fruit… Cookie… Me Cookie Monster! This No-Brainer!
5. I’d give you a cookie, but I ate it.
6. Me cookie monster. That all there is to it. Me love to eat cookie. Sometimes eat whole, sometimes me chew it.
7. Me love poetry… and cookies!
8. Me want cookie!
9. Me wasn’t born with name Cookie Monster. It just nickname dat stuck. Me don’t remember me real name… Maybe it was Sidney?
10. Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.
11. Sometimes me think, what is friend? And then me say a friend is someone to share last cookie with.
12. Today me will live in the moment, unless it’s unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.
13. Who care if me eat carrot or collard greens. Me also like broccoli and lettuce and lima beans. Me still cookie monster. That not a sham.


On a side note:


1. Wisp is the coolest hero of dotA.
2. Wisp has no cosmetics.
3. Wisp sacrifices his life for the sake of the carry.
4. Io is the most banned hero.
5. Wisp is all about sharing.