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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 7:23am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:37am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 7:40am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:05am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 11:20am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2024 @ 1:33am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 5:10pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 29 May, 2022 @ 8:29am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2024 @ 2:15pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2024 @ 10:04pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2024 @ 6:34am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 1:45am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:19am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:28am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:39am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 4:59am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:23am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:31pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:58am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:14am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:52am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:58am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:58am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 8:05am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 2:03am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:00am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 8:05am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:07am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 11:54pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:09pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:29am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2022 @ 1:35am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:06pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:58am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:00am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:10am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:50pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 2:04am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 11:42am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 8:32am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 2:02am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:35am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:43am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 11:55am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:12pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:59am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:17am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:57pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 2:03am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 6:33am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:10am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:10am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:11am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 2:03am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:27am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:10am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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