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78.2 hrs on record
unmatched
Posted 9 May.
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9 people found this review helpful
12.7 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
hardlocked because the game immediately crashes after loading my last save, great game tho
Posted 8 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
70.7 hrs on record (37.1 hrs at review time)
makes you realize how forgettable and unlikable GTA V characters are
Posted 6 August, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
rivers of the catacombs on repeat
Posted 10 July, 2024. Last edited 10 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
55.5 hrs on record (17.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i'm in a toxic relationship with this game
Posted 9 December, 2023. Last edited 11 December, 2023.
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19 people found this review helpful
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6.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
for the very first time in my entire life i've had an actual neutral opinion on a game, like really. i'm stuck on 50/50 on this one

JUNE 2024 UPDATE: no i actually hate this garbage and i hope some life altering event happens to the devs for publishing this awful game

DECEMBER 2024 UPDATE: as you can see, my wishes were heard.

JANUARY 2025 UPDATE: one of the developers is literally getting arrested for 3 years and the other developer quit the project, just avoid this garbage

https://steamproxy.net/steamstore/news/app/1692240/view/532087801681805318

i do not dislike it nor i like it
but i'm putting the "would not recommend" because i paid for it and played to the point i cannot refund it anymore, duh
EDIT: a friend of mine said that even with this playtime it might be possible to refund the game so i gave it a shot and guess what, denied
so at the moment i consider myself a strong Fortune's Run hater

so. the aesthetics, music, designs, graphics and whatever are incredible, a'ight? they really are superb.

now the big problem, this game simply doesn't seem to know exactly what it wants to be.

you get all these movements and mechanics like bhopping, jumping from wall to wall, slide then there's the melee combat that is complex, you can combo, parry, kick, break guard and such but these will never really come in handy.
atleast not in a fun way.

the devs for some reason gave you all those movement mechanics but you can only play in tight corridors that won't let you do any silly tricks, you'll simply wait behind cover waiting for the enemy to pop his head out for you to shoot him
that's gonna be the majority of the gunfights.

plus your character is made out of plastic, you die so quick is insane, even in a melee fight you'll die so fast and when you're being fired at, even faster
so if you decide to have some melee the enemies for fun or for a challenge that's gonna be nearly impossible because not only you die so quickly but all the enemies have marksman precision and will put you down in half a second.

look, i get it. the enemies can't be stormtroopers but c'mon, some space pirate bums stealing cargo of a spaceship have the exact same accuracy as some big armored militia dudes? i ain't buying that logic (shouldn't have bought this game either)

if you try to play stealth you're just gonna stress yourself because the stealth is inconsistent as hell since enemies sometimes spot you because of your footsteps in another room but sometimes you headshot their friends infront of them and they won't even bother.
and when you choke your enemies in stealth for some reason that i would love the devs to reply to this and explain why is this a feature, your character throws the body forward????????????
meaning you might be doing everything correct but then you get spotted because some other enemy saw you throwing a body out of the shadow or cover you're in.

and this game has the audacity of selling itself as having "immersive sim elements."
WHERE?
you cannot play agile because you'll be put down plus the level design pretty much won't allow it
you cannot play stealth because it's incosistent, broken plus the level design pretty much won't allow it
you cannot play guns blazing because you'll be put down very fast and you have to get ammo off the ground manually
so you'll just end up playing sort of a "boomer" shooter from the perspective of a twig, staying behind covers with barely any margin of error in getting shot
and saying this is a boomer shooter just feels off, what other boomer shooter are so punitive about getting shot in normal difficulty? buzz off

the most immersive sim thing about this game is going throught a different vent or opening a different passage with a blowtorch to change your path a bit but it's so shallow can you really call that an "immersive sim element"?

so yeah. even tho the devs seem to be genuinely passionate about this game, spend your money in something else.
Posted 4 December, 2023. Last edited 16 January.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
i bought this just so i could purchase the expensive background for 500 steam points and i still manage to hate this game so much
Posted 16 May, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
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10.0 hrs on record
it's bizarre how the gunplay in this game is horrible, like honestly, it's so unsatisfying it's mindblowing
you can't even say "it didn't age well". it's straight garbage.

you can enjoy it if you download 10 mods to fix the trash vanilla (and you're pretty much forced to play with atleast one mod fix, since this game crashes like a bch)

it's one of the games ever so maybe buy it on sale

or just skip the trilogy and jump to GAMMA or Anomaly, it makes the hardcore stalker fans pretty mad so you'll have a couple laughs




Posted 26 February, 2023.
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3 people found this review funny
17.8 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
any resemblance to Devil Daggers is mere coincidence

all the characters that appear in this comic are 18+.
Posted 14 November, 2022.
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48 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
37.2 hrs on record
9 years being developed, still being updated and somehow manages to feel unfinished

the graphics aren't bad but it lags way too much

the story mode (that you certainly didn't buy to check it out) is pretty weak and generic

the maps are boring, empty and also feel unfinished

combat is fun but there's not much to it except the disarm and the flying kick and you'll get bored

most mods for the game don't work properly or they just suck. which for this game should be the opposite, it could have a strong workshop involvement, can't tell if it's the devs fault for this but yeah

might be a furry game dunno, buy it on sale or just don't buy it at all
Posted 7 July, 2022. Last edited 12 July, 2022.
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