Recent reviews by cob

Genuinely one of the MOST TERRIBLY OPTIMIZED games I have ever played. I would argue to go as far as saying this game is worse than Cyberpunk 2077 at launch. I can't get more than 30 frames in LOW graphic settings. Don't waste your time on this pile of garbage.

Game is utterly terrible. The settings reset to default on every single launch. The screen gets switched to the wrong monitor and doesn't allow you to change the resolution. Absolute dogsh*t.

me no like bluetooth M1 :(

Rust is a game that constantly has me on the fence... I love it and I hate it.

Rust is a different style of game that breeds a different animal of a player. Rust turns your normal, average video game player into a toxic, feral loot leach...

I have never played a game in my life where someone will dedicate the entirety of their free time just to ruin your fun. Rust is arguably one of the most toxic games known on the market. It is not a game for people who are easily upset or offended. People will gain your trust, just to stab you in the back... and they'll probably call you the n word too...

With all that being said... I do really enjoy Rust. Now I am not your 10 man deep raider, no, I play mostly solo or very rarely a duo. I like the experience of foraging, looting, and fighting for your gear. The art of building a base from mere twigs to a heavily armoured base just does something for me... I love building and designing cool complex bases, as there are practically unlimited possibilities! This game can be rough as a solo player, and definitely not as fun as compared to with a group!

Overall, I think Rust is a good game and I enjoy it. You just have to really dedicate yourself and get a good mentality when playing it. At the end of the day, it's just a video game, have fun! :)

Unless you run into a chinese zerg... then you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥

This game is extremely boring and not open world whatsoever. It is a loading screen simulator hidden behind $70. It is genuinely a joke. You want to go into your ship? loading screen. You want to fly the ship? loading screen. You want to go to that planet? Loading screen. God forbid you want to leave your ship...you guessed it...LOADING SCREEN. I have an NVMe M.2 so the load time is no issue. It is the shear amount of constant loading screens and animations with any integral action. just get this ♥♥♥♥ free on gamepass

Example: I want to go from ground floor Planet A to ground floor Planet B.

Load into Spaceship > Load into Cockpit > Load into Takeoff > Load into Space A > Load into Solar System A > Grav Jump (Load) to Solar System B > Load into Solar System B > Load into Space B > Load Into Planet B > Load Landing Spot > Load Leave Cockpit > Load Leave Ship

That is 12 Loading Screen instead of what could be a nice smooth animation of you simply entering your own ship and taking off on your own. But yet every single action is bound to an uncontrolled load screren, rather than what could be player-driven animation.

The outpost building and ship building is the most unintuintive, boring, bland pile of ♥♥♥♥ i've ever seen get passed as "customization". Nothing every will looks as you want it to, nor will it even look nice. The designs are hideous and everything in the game looks exactly the same. I don't understand how this game was in development for so long and there is so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥ aspects of it.

Enemy AI has better aimbot than Minecraft skeletons... 10/10

Ubisoft has somehow managed to make this game worse that it already was before. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game.

Do I want to Revise my review? okay!

this game is complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, server connectivity is looser than a hookers vagina lips and matchmaking is about as accurate as Helen Heller driving a car.

not to mention the sheer amount of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ losers sitting around just trying to ruin other peoples time.

god i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this stupid ass game.

For those struggling...
1. Download REDmod
2. Download Vortex Mod Manager from Nexus
3. Install chosen mods from Nexus
4. Launch game!

Sons of the Forest is an AMAZING open-world survival game!

The game kicks off with the same story elements from the first game. You are set to survey a remote peninsula with a search and rescue crew. You are riding in a Helicopter, when something strange happens...causing you to crash...with only one other survivor...Kelvin.

Sons of the Forest contains many deep lore elements that make it not just your average survival game. You are tasked to uncover the secrets that lie beneath the surface behind hidden vault hatch doors. You have to forage and hunt to keep yourself alive. There are wild cannibals that inhabit the island, expect to run in to their settlement camps and even have them RAID your own home base!

There are dozens of deep caves for dynamic exploration, many diverging natural paths, different terrains varying from snowy mountains, to the beautiful dense forest, to the multiple sandy beaches...you never seem to run out of different types of living styles. There is also a fully implimented weather and season system that naturally transitions as you play. There is an intense inventory and crafting system that allows you to create dozens of types of different and unique combinations.

My favorite aspect of the game would have to be the building mechanics. It is a little frustrating to learn at first, but once you get it down, there is SO MUCH creative possibility with builds. There is a lot of real physics involved in building, so expect to use supports!

Lastly, I will say this is ONE OF THE MOST graphically beautiful games I have EVERY PLAYED! I have only an RTX 3060 and I max out my setting to Ultra. I still get a solid 60+ fps and the game looks amazing. From the foliage, to the animals, the water, the way the wind moves grass and trees, it all just feel SO REAL! The game does a great job at immersing you in its world and making you want to stay to build a kingdom!

Overall, I REALLY enjoy Sons of the Forest...and I think you will too :)

Firewatch is a classic! It is a pretty linear story that follows our Protagonist through his new job as a...well...Firewatch. His wife has recently passed. He is grieving and looking for a distraction, so he set's into the remote wilderness, with a partner, Julia, who is only there via radio chat.

You are prompted with multiple dynamic dialogue choices and have the freedom to approach the story path from a few alternate angles. The story is very developed and drawing. You get your emotions flustered by jumpscares and eerie moments. There are plot twists and dynamic events that can be triggered. There are missable tapes and critters. Fun little easter eggs. A lot more to a small storytelling game than you would expect.

After completion, you can free-roam the grounds. You can also extract any photos take via the in-game camera, to your computer! This game serves as an easy 100% completion for those fellow achievement hunters too :)

Overall, Firewatch is definitely worth a buy! It has a medium-length immersive story that will keep you on edge the entire time! Having plot twists and emotional key elements really makes you want to play it again and again!!!