Recent reviews by Moppy

Devil Daggers is an absolutely insane game that'll make you want to rip your ♥♥♥♥ off and toss it into a volcano. It's like someone combined Doom and LSD into a blender and then used the resulting sludge to create the game's graphics. But ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if it isn't addictive.

It's exactly like if you were to finger a girl, except she's a spawn of Satan who follows you everywhere you go and wants to kill you. You'll be pulled into a world of demonic creatures and endless waves of hellfire, and you won't be able to put it down.

If you're looking for a game that'll kick your ass and leave you begging for more, Devil Daggers is the way to go. Just be prepared to sacrifice your sanity in the process.

no matter how much I skill, it's never going to bring her back-... I should really try calling again man...

Men buy new clothes for themselves.
Real men buy bikini skins for their 2D gacha waifus.
We're not the same, you and I.

Also, this game lets you get married to an attack helicopter.

I love my bucket, and my bucket loves me

It's the year is 2003.
Third grade Moppy is standing by the merry-go-round with his friend, who says:
"Did you hear they're going to remake Final Fantasy 7 for the PS2?"
"Bull ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ they're going to!"

I've waited almost 20 years for this experience and I have never been happier.

If you want to launch the Jagex Launcher / RuneLite through Steam while keeping features like hours tracked and Steam messaging enabled, here’s how you can do it:

Open Steam and right-click Old School RuneScape in your library.
Select Properties > Launch Options.
Enter the following line into the Launch Options box:

"C:\VideoGames\jagex client\JagexLauncher.exe %command%"

Make sure to adjust the path to where you installed the Jagex Launcher. This setup allows RuneLite to launch instead of the default Steam client for OSRS.

holy cow!
these dogs are so dang wobbley!

I paid $80 CAD for this and I am sad

game gud

I cut off a mans face and wore it as a mask so I could impersonate him.
I snuck into his home.
His wife knew I wasn't really him, screaming "my husband doesn't have four legs and wings".

Guess I overlooked that part.

Now I have two masks.