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Patch Quest just lassoed my genitals into a world of hurt and pleasure. This game slaps harder than a turbo-virgin's meat when they first discover hentai. Dive into the dank, dripping depths of Patchlantis and ride this wild beast like you're an overstimulated sh*tposter on a meme crusade.

You'll be mounting these adorably deranged creatures like a NEET at a hentai convention, stealing their social skills and asserting your beta dominance. There's tons of species to tame, so grease up your monster bondage rope and prepare for a long, hard ride.

Patchlantis, the moist remains of an ancient civilization, serves as a never-ending jungle labyrinth where you'll be planting your seed, collecting over 200 unique flora and minerals, and blending ammo fruits into unholy smoothies that would make even a vegan bodybuilder cream their pants.

Every night the island's terrain shuffles like a neckbeard's Magic: The Gathering deck, so be ready to unlock shortcuts and deepthroat the challenges to progress. Patch Quest is an explosive rollercoaster of fun that will make you rethink your life choices, question your sanity, and crave more.

10/10 – Get lassoed, get mounted, get Patch Quest.

Listen up, comrades! We're talkin' about Papers, Please - the ultimate dystopian document simulator. You play as a border agent checking passports and shuffling papers. Sounds about as fun as a colonoscopy, right?

Wrong.

It's like if you combined the DMV with a Soviet breadline. Trust me, it's not all bad. You get to stamp passports, deny entry to weirdos, and maybe even start a revolution or two. The pixel graphics may look like they were made by a guy in the dial-up days, but that's part of the game's intended charm.

Overall, Papers, Please is a one-of-a-kind experience that's sure to get you hooked faster than a socialist on vodka.
Who said bureaucracy was boring?

this is what it's like to finger a girl

Ah, LISA. If you thought life was already bleak and miserable, this game will make you rethink that.It's like the devs took a bag of sadness and mixed it with some dark humour to make an emotional cocktail that will mess with your brain. But hey, that's what we're here for, right? To feel something. And boy, does LISA make you feel. The gameplay is solid, the story is gut-wrenching, and the characters are unforgettable. Just make sure you have a therapist on speed dial.

You know that feeling when you take a big dump and you feel like a new reincarnated person afterwards? That's what playing Elden Ring for the first time feels like.

Moppy, out.

This game is a masterpiece that'll suck you in faster than a hooker at a truck stop.
Divinity is a true RPG gem, with engaging combat, deep character customization, and a world that's more immersive than a VR headset.
The voice acting is incredible and everywhere, with characters that feel real and alive.
The story is epic, with enough twists and turns to keep you guessing until the end.
Plus, the game is so damn beautiful that it'll make you want to stick your head in a blender just to feel something.

In short, Divinity: Original Sin 2 is a game that every RPG fan should play at least once in their life. So grab a beer and kick back, because Divinity is going to take you in for one hell of a ride.

I have hundreds of hours invested into this game on Nintendo Switch.
I love it so much I bought it twice.

Dead Cells is one badass game that'll have you hooked faster than a coke addict at a pharmacy. The combat is smoother than a baby's butt, the platforming is more satisfying than a good bowel movement, and the overall gameplay is as addictive as heroin.

Dark Souls 2 is one tough motherf*cker of a game. If you're looking for a game that'll make you rage harder than a toddler in a toy store, this is it. The enemies hit harder than a wrecking ball, the bosses are more unfair than your ex, and the traps are sneakier than a ninja in the night. But that's what makes it so damn satisfying when you finally beat a boss or make it through an area.

The graphics have aged extremely well and the art style is on point, which together create a dark and eerie world that's both beautiful and terrifying. The game may not hold your hand, but it's got plenty of secrets to discover and NPCs to interact with.

So grab a controller, prepare to die, and get ready for one hell of a ride.

Vampire Survivors is like trying to survive a rave party gone wrong

Rimworld is like being stranded on a desert island with a bunch of homicidal maniacs. It's a game that'll make you feel like a god, giving you control over every aspect of your little colony of misfits. You'll build shelters, farm food, and fight off raiders, all while managing your colonists' mental breakdowns and alcohol addictions. And when ♥♥♥♥ hits the fan (which it will), you'll be forced to make some tough decisions. Do you harvest organs from your prisoners to sell on the black market? Do you feed your colonists to the cannibals next door? The possibilities are endless, and you'll love every minute of it. If you're looking for a game that'll make you question your own sanity and morals, Rimworld is the way to go. Just be prepared to lose sleep and your sanity in the process.