I am a secret boss you can only fight on a 5th Friday of every 13th month.

For your own sanity, and in the interests of saving both our time, don't bother inviting me to Groups or with anonymous Friend/Chat Requests unless you're actually a friend (or we've been chatting a lot on more than one occassion - more than five occassions to be safe). I automatically delete everything unless I'm expecting to see it there. Consider yourself apprised.