Tiến trình thành tựu POSTAL 2 của ✯VineoJobs✯

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Mở khóa vào 4 Thg07, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Mở khóa vào 12 Thg07, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg09 @ 6:11am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10 @ 1:04pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09 @ 8:33am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Mở khóa vào 2 Thg10 @ 8:32am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Mở khóa vào 12 Thg07, 2023 @ 4:54pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09 @ 9:16am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09 @ 11:40am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg09 @ 8:16am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg09 @ 9:16am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg09 @ 10:01am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg09 @ 12:46pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg09 @ 2:39pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg09 @ 3:19pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10 @ 1:45pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09 @ 9:32am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg09 @ 9:36am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10 @ 12:32pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09 @ 10:02am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Mở khóa vào 5 Thg10 @ 2:15pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg09 @ 6:11am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Mở khóa vào 5 Thg10 @ 12:32pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09 @ 11:33am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Mở khóa vào 12 Thg07, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Mở khóa vào 12 Thg07, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09 @ 10:08am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg09 @ 9:48am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10 @ 1:05pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10 @ 1:22pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Mở khóa vào 2 Thg10 @ 8:35am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Mở khóa vào 5 Thg10 @ 1:41pm

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Mở khóa vào 5 Thg10 @ 1:41pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Mở khóa vào 6 Thg10 @ 8:01am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg09 @ 2:30pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Mở khóa vào 27 Thg09 @ 6:11am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09 @ 2:40pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Mở khóa vào 4 Thg07, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10 @ 12:07pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Mở khóa vào 2 Thg10 @ 8:40am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10 @ 1:12pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg09 @ 3:34pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Mở khóa vào 5 Thg10 @ 1:15pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Mở khóa vào 12 Thg07, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 12 Thg07, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg09 @ 2:42pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg07, 2023 @ 5:36am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Mở khóa vào 12 Thg07, 2023 @ 4:38pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg07, 2023 @ 5:26am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09 @ 8:39am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg09 @ 3:49pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg09 @ 2:46pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Mở khóa vào 12 Thg07, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10 @ 12:17pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg09 @ 2:17pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg09 @ 2:19pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10 @ 4:04pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09 @ 11:11am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09 @ 9:26am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Mở khóa vào 1 Thg10 @ 4:33pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg09 @ 2:22pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg09 @ 12:47pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Mở khóa vào 28 Thg09 @ 2:51pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Mở khóa vào 29 Thg09 @ 3:15pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

22 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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