may the fifth be with you

What's Your Name? My name oh let me tell you my name uh I'm confused because uh you know like were supposed to believe in the ministry right so uh is the church and state supposed to be separate? I'm confused because i never went to school, right? Is a confused person get a resolution? I don't understand. You see, when you go like that right? You have a cross, two sticks right? And that's how I felt when I was in Waterloo. Because when i walked in waterloo, and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire. they used the cross and they went like this by not smiling at me. In Toronto, hey hi guys, you know me, Steve Spirros, easy going? Those who know me, I'm a nobody. you understand? and you can't kill a person with no body. So, why am I afraid? I'm not afraid, I'm afraid of the boogey man.

she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. gigantic bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡈⠁⠙⠁⠘⠃⠡⠽⡵⢚⠱⠂⠛
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣢⣤⣵⡄⢀⠀⢀⢈⣉⠉⠉⠒⠤⠀⠿⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠁⠈⠀⠸⢖⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⢰⡆⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠃⠀⡄⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠀⢴⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠉⠀⠀⠱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠔⠒⢒⡩⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⠒⠢⠔⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣶⠤⠄⠒⠒⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⢸⡀
⡄⠤⠒⠈⠈⣿⣿⣽⣦⠀⢀⢀⠰⢰⣀⣲⣿⡐⣤⠀⠀⢠⡾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡄⣠⣵⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠏⢿⣿⡁⢐⠶⠈⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢈⣣⢰⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣍⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⢈⣿⡎⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠉
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢙⣿⣆⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⢋⢰⡼⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⠔⠁

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⢯⣛⣺⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⢡⣿⣉⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⡿⠿⠻⣿⡇⠸⣻⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠹⡰⣹⣟⣧⣤⡤⠄⠄⠠⣡⣼⣷⠄⢉⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⠟⠄⠄⠄⡀⢸⣾⣿⣯⣯⡃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠙⣿⣧⡀⠩⣧⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⠄⠄⠄⠈⠈⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⣀⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣷⣇⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣻⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⣤⣤⣌⠉⠉⠉⠁⢈⠁⠤⠛⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿ Ben?

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⢯⣛⣺⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⢡⣿⣉⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⡿⠿⠻⣿⡇⠸⣻⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠹⡰⣹⣟⣧⣤⡤⠄⠄⠠⣡⣼⣷⠄⢉⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⠟⠄⠄⠄⡀⢸⣾⣿⣯⣯⡃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠙⣿⣧⡀⠩⣧⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⠄⠄⠄⠈⠈⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⣀⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣷⣇⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣻⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⣤⣤⣌⠉⠉⠉⠁⢈⠁⠤⠛⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿ Ben?

⣿⣆⠘⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠋⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⠋⣠⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⠂⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣷⣄⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠈⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣷⡄⢀⣉⣩⣿⣿⣿⠋⢠⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠘⣿⣿⡿⠃⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠛⠻⠿⠏⣠
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣈⠉⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿*shy ass shake* 📮

⣿⠟⢹⣶⣶⣝⣿
⡟⢰⡌⠿⢿⣿⡾⢹
⣿⢸⣿⣤⣒⣶⣾⣳⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣯⣭⣭⣭⣽⣻
⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣶⡽⣿⠟⣡⣶⣾⣯⣭⣽⣟⡻⣿⣷
⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠃⣟⣷⠃⢸⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣯⣕⠧⢿⢿⣇⢯⣝⣒⣛⣯⣭⣛⣛⣣⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⡘⣞⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⠿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢞⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠄⢿⣿⣿⡆⡈⣽⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡿⣻⣽⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠁⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣛⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⢻⣷⣾⣿⣧⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣀⡀⠄⠘⠊⣨⣽⠁⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⡗⢠⣶⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⢀⠄⢻⡟⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⣁⡀⠙⢿⡿⠋⠄⣸⡆⠄⠻⣿⡿⠟⢛
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⣴

I'm in love with a man. A man called God.
Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God?
You betcha!

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See what the bible doesn't mention is that Jesus actually has a massive futa ♥♥♥♥. The holy schlong if you will. The purpose of Christianity is to become one with Jesus, that is, getting stuffed up the ass for eternity by the Lord. He will treat you just like middle-eastern shepherds treat their sheep. The Bible doesn't say this, but just because the writers don't mention it doesn't mean it isn't true. If you try to say otherwise you are demon possessed and will burn in hell forever for not submitting to the Lord's will like a good little sheep. Amen.

⣿⠟⢹⣶⣶⣝⣿
⡟⢰⡌⠿⢿⣿⡾⢹
⣿⢸⣿⣤⣒⣶⣾⣳⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣯⣭⣭⣭⣽⣻⣿
⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣶⡽⣿⠟⣡⣶⣾⣯⣭⣽⣟⡻⣿⣷
⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠃⣟⣷⠃⢸⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣯⣕⠧⢿⢿⣇⢯⣝⣒⣛⣯⣭⣛⣛⣣⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⡘⣞⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⠿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢞⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠄⢿⣿⣿⡆⡈⣽⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡿⣻⣽⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠁⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣛⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⢻⣷⣾⣿⣧⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣀⡀⠄⠘⠊⣨⣽⠁⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍
⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⡗⢠⣶⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇
⠄⠄⢀⠄⢻⡟⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⣁⡀⠙⢿⡿⠋⠄⣸⡆⠄⠻⣿⡿⠟⢛⣩⣝
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⣴

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when machine work :)
when machine no work :(

Hello ItsTheRubyness it's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice view of the colon, prostate and the coccyx and I knuckle ♥♥♥♥ em all the way up to the palm right up the butt cut so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass ♥♥♥♥♥ like icy hot. Bastion is a way of life for me. I never change my character, ♥♥♥♥ you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you wanna give orders, give them to each other. Don't you dare bring that ♥♥♥♥ to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poo poo on my Peter and a lotta ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥ from stickin in straight up their ass. Now, let's go team.

18 NAKED COWBOYS COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERSAT RAM RANCHRAM RANCH REALLYREALLY ROCKSHOT BUFF COWBOYS18 WILD COWBOYS OUT IN THE YARDLIKE A BREED OF RAMRAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS

Whats your favorite McDonald's™ item? For me, it's the McChicken®. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken® sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken® sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's™ worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's™ restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken® sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

That's not funny. Your joke was not funny to me. I didn’t laugh. Not a single chuckle came out. A single breath didn’t escape my mouth, for that is how unfunny your joke was. I can not fathom how unfunny your futile attempt at comedy was. My face is getting red hot from the un comedic value of your joke. You pathetic excuse for a human, how could you even think that a joke like this was anything resembling humor? It most definitely was not funny at all. In fact, it was so unfunny that my ability to laugh has been taken away from me because of your puny, weak attempt at a joke. If you ever try to tell a joke to me ever again, I will kill you and then kill myself. Do you understand me?

cake me the ♥♥♥♥ up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy birthday hAppy birtHday 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 birthday right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy birthday

Dícks are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penís-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penís-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!"
(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~ penís-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

I used to jack off in class in fifth grade all the time. I would swing my legs and basically ♥♥♥♥ my own thighs. Felt great and no mess cus I didn't start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ till end of sixth grade, probably ♥♥♥♥ed my nuts up cus I started jacking off in third grade. I could ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in 17 seconds (I counted) or I could edge for hours and bury my face in my desk though I didn't have to I could do it with a straight face, was heaven on Earth. The best time was when this cute girl who sat next to me was sucking on sea salt rocks and took a few out and left for whatever reason, I took one and put in my mouth and sucked on her salty saliva. That ♥♥♥♥♥♥ was one of the best I had ever had. I know I was never caught jacking it because a girl in my same class was caught fingering herself through her pants. Another classmate pointed her out and everybody made fun of her, even me.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

That's is my wife pls change your pic now

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If you get 3 back, you're a meme!

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sorry i was in the shower