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Some days, I wake up thinking to myself, why am I even here? Why was I given life? Why did someone choose me to be in this situation right now? And I always end up asking myself that one important question. Why must I fail the most important thing of my life right now, when I need to be successful.

Friends, I apologize to the highest degree for my failure, my inconsistency, my incompetence. It is embarrassing that In this very game I ulted backwards during a major team fight and we lost the game because I had one job, and I completely failed it.

No amount of Call of Duty can save my hand eye coordination. And no amount of Mario Party will save my soul, I am forever lost and completely useless from here on out. Just watch this. Can’t you see the despair? Can’t you feel her heart ache just like mine?
I cannot continue, I must go and contemplate my life but no, there is nothing else to contemplate. I am just worthless and will never be good at league of legends. My friends, it is time for me to retire. I will see you on hello Kitty adventure.

There is nothing more for me here in the league of legends, and I bid you all one final good bye, forever.
Love, your worthless support.