- biting the skin inside my mouth to cure my starvation
- i sent maggots to someones house because they made me mad
- i know what sex means but im not telling you
- ran a cult for a year
- threw a rock at a kid
- had 74 minecraft cats in one server
- professional hater
- delusional
- got banned on a minecraft server twice
- made my friend shoot coffee out of her nose in 2015 (it stained the concrete and its still there to this day)
- beat fnaf 4 with no audio
- got banned on roblox
- kicked weskers ass in marvel vs capcom 3 at the ripe age of 9 on my dinky ass xbox 360
- killed 5 tomagotchis
- own 36 furbies
- hated and blocked but never forgotten
- jabbed someone in the thigh with scissors
- was in my local newspaper twice
- lit a firework sparkler and poked my mom in the ass with it when i was 5 (i got grounded)
- won 52 internet arguments
- got banned on twitch
- banned from midjourney ai (yay)
- listened to circus theme for 10 hours straight
- i watched a weather forecast for 8 hours
- drank raid bug spray
- i can say hi like balloon boy