Recent reviews by nolife

Awesome sprite editor. Makes me want to practice making pixel rat.

Nice nostalgic trip into the childhood

This game helps learning some basic vocabulary in your chosen language. 500 words is not a lot, but it's a good start.

If you are a completionist, don't install this game under any circumstances or it will enslave you for months or even years. If you can quit a game with ~60% completion - it's simply not worth installing. It slows down almost into a halt if you don't spend real money on it. There's hardly any gameplay, yet it somehow manages to be addictive.

It's fun, simple and a bit weird.

The game tries very hard to be funny and in my opinion fails. Platformer sequences are a nightmare because of the lag and really strange physics - the character sometimes stood on a platform and after a few seconds fell right through it and on some ocasions even teleported to a different part of the screen.

Ever wanted to knock out an enemy soldier with a spoon? Or to have a faithful invincible dog to bring you more grenades?

Valiant Hearts is a great game with a good story, great music and historical background. And the car sequences are amazing.

Great game. Different pathogens require using different stategies. Killing off the whole mankind is a safe and satisfying way to deal with stress. The game itself could get a bit boring, but its main power is in the workshop - practically unlimited amount of scenarios including mutating lizards into dragons, turning people into werewolfs or psycopaths, turning cute cats into mass murderers or taking control over fridges, cars and TVs with a computer virus.

The game is ugly and uses pixel graphics as an excuse. The 'plot' is stupid - a giant tarantula from another dimension stole a little girl's teddy through a magical wardrobe (narnia?) with tentacles. It's impossible to minimaze the game and it's not so easy to exit either. The only good point is that there are achievements for killing the protagonist in various ways.