3...2...1... GO! The game starts, your teammate goes forward in an attempt to win the kickoff. You go for boost, Then you see your teammate was late to the kickoff and missed it, the oponents score. "What a save!" "What a save!" "What a save!" The teammate blames you for not being in goal when he really is a rookie in diamond that got carried to it and cannot do anything including kickoffs. You try forfeit, he doesnt forfeit. You try get a noose, then you remember your parents took it off you. You click 'Abandon Match' because you really can't be f***ed to play with him. Then you see Psyonix gives you a F***ING COOLDOWN FOR 15 MINUTES. You go to play casual then you realise you have a F***ING 15 MINUTE COOLDOWN EVEN ON F***ING CASUAL! You click 'Exit Game' then go to steam and right click Rocket League. You see your destiny. You click Uninstall and f*** the toxic people right in the a$$. You think to psyonix sarcasticly "I just love the toxicity and smurfing/carrying." You finally go to your kitchen get the butter knife and start cutting yourself. It doesnt do the job so you get your dads shotgun because you obviously live in Texas and then you say Goodbye and BANG. You are never heard from again.

A GAME WORTH UNINSTALLING.

3...2...1... GO! The game starts, your teammate goes forward in an attempt to win the kickoff. You go for boost, Then you see your teammate was late to the kickoff and missed it, the oponents score. "What a save!" "What a save!" "What a save!" The teammate blames you for not being in goal when he really is a rookie in diamond that got carried to it and cannot do anything including kickoffs. You try forfeit, he doesnt forfeit. You try get a noose, then you remember your parents took it off you. You click 'Abandon Match' because you really can't be f***ed to play with him. Then you see Psyonix gives you a F***ING COOLDOWN FOR 15 MINUTES. You go to play casual then you realise you have a F***ING 15 MINUTE COOLDOWN EVEN ON F***ING CASUAL! You click 'Exit Game' then go to steam and right click Rocket League. You see your destiny. You click Uninstall and f*** the toxic people right in the a$$. You think to psyonix sarcasticly "I just love the toxicity and smurfing/carrying." You finally go to your kitchen get the butter knife and start cutting yourself. It doesnt do the job so you get your dads shotgun because you obviously live in Texas and then you say Goodbye and BANG. You are never heard from again. A GAME WORTH UNINSTALLING.