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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 357.7 hrs on record (107.5 hrs at review time)

Posted: 28 Feb, 2024 @ 5:41pm

WHERE IS YOUR AUTOCANNON BACKPACK!? DON'T HAVE ONE? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT?! THE TRUTH IS, YOU *LOST* AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF HELLDIVER-ISSUED *EQUIPMENT*! THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR *PAY*, AND YOU WILL REMAIN ON THIS DESTROYER UNTIL YOU ARE *FIVE* HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR *YOU* TO PAY FOR AN AC-8 AUTOCANNON MUNITION CARRIER SYSTEM YOU HAVE *LOST*! CALL IN THE STRATAGEM AND HAVE A NEW BACKPACK ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, CADET! DISMISSED!!!

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val ≽^•ω•^≼ 23 Sep, 2024 @ 1:36pm

bro didn't get the reference

SyCoREAPER 23 Sep, 2024 @ 12:31pm

CAPS LOCK IS AMAZING. ESPECIALLY SINCE IT MSKES ME LOOK LIKE IM FV(KING YELLING. IT ALSO MAKES EVERYTHING SO MUCH EASIER TO READ (/SARCASM).

CAPS LOCK IS WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. THOUGHT I'D MENTION THAT IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW. SINCE YOU DID IT IN THE FIRST PLACE WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON IN THAT GELATINOUS MASS INSIDE YOUR SKULL.

crockette7 19 May, 2024 @ 4:33am

LET XBOX JOIN THE FIGHT FOR MANAGED DEMOCRACY!!!!!

Lucenttree977 13 May, 2024 @ 10:39am

ALL HELLDIVERS THIS IS A LIBERCON-1 ALERT SNOY HAS RISEN AGAIN STOPPING OUR HELLDIVERS FROM RETURNING TO THE FRONT LINES BY ORDER OF THE MINISTRY OF DEFENSE ALL HELLDIVERS ARE TO CHANGE THE REVIEWS TO NEGATIVE TILL THIS THREAT TO MANAGED DEMOCRACY HAS BEEN DEFEATED ONCE AND FORALL.

Super Earth Ministry of Truth.