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Cop: As what?
Scully: Partial rat body part.
"The X-Files: Teso Dos Bichos"
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Johnny Carson's Definition:
The smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs
in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the
taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Q: Are we not men?
A: We are Vaxen.
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Brutha tried to nod, and thought: I'm on everyone's side. It'd be
nice if, just for once, someone was on mine.
(Small Gods)
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... we must not judge the society of the future by considering whether or not
we should like to live in it; the question is whether those who have grown up
in it will be happier than those who have grown up in our society or those of
the past.
-- Joseph Wood Krutch
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Bender: Life is hilariously cruel.
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