THE NAME IS HALIEY WELCH and she's here to stay. Formally known as “Hawk Tuah Girl”, Haliey is proving to the world instantly that she is SO much more than just that. Haliey is taking the mic to share HER story and what other name for her podcast would be more fitting than Talk Tuah with Haliey Welch.

In episode one, Haliey’s charming yet humble personality drives hysterical conversation with female actress and comedian Whitney Cummings, who happens to be one of Haliey’s first mentors through the newfound fame. From dealing with traumatic childhoods, Haliey’s first time at an airport, and meeting her celebrity crush- she proves that she isn’t just a viral moment.

I was walking by my parents room and I heard plapping noises but my microwave was in there room so I had to make macaroni on the stove but sadly my fridge was broken so I couldn’t get tap water so I drank the only liquid in the house isopropyl alcohol and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ almost died from a car crash at Wendy’s I ordered 3 buttery jacks and I had forgot about my car so I went to my moms house and bought a transmission for my plane and got my own boat to fly to my mom’s house and then I was walking into my parents room and saw the baby was crying so I had a dream that I was walking by my parents room and I heard plapping noises but my microwave was in there room so I had to make macaroni on the stove but sadly my fridge was broken so I couldn’t get tap water so I drank the only liquid in the house isopropyl alcohol and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ almost died from a car crash at Wendy’s I ordered 3 buttery jacks ..

Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear; for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures sub-aqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring Earth, finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.

No you’re NOT a gamer

I’m so sick of all these people who think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100hrs in this game it’s great!” That’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

- sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers

Don’t buy the Renegade skin if you respect OG Fortnite players. It’s more than a skin; it’s a symbol of their early commitment and grind. Let them keep their exclusivity.

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.