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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:54pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:09am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 7:27am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:17am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:36pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:50am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:12pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:34am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:45am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:17am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:56am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 2:57am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:29am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 10:03am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:52am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:20pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:47pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:50am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:36am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:49am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 8:17am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:27am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:43pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:56pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 10:19am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 2:57am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:47am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:48am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:02am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:55pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:18pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:03pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:20am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:29am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:30am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:08pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:13am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:53am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:41am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 7:03pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:10am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:20am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:50pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 7:05pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:06pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:46am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:24am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:57am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:04am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:07am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:15am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:12am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:21am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:08am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:54am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:57am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:45am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:53pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:19pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:02pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:09pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:59am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:38pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:03pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:47am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:16am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:03am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:01pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:04pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:45am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:31am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 12:40am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:08am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:11pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:10am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:10am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:51am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:58am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:06am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:15am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:25am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 9:47am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:22am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:40am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:49am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:08am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:51am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:52am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:10am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:10am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:10am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:51am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:51am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:15am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:51am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:55am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:53am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:46am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:53am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:20am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:59am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:30am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:33am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:04am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:47am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:36am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:40am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2024 @ 5:52pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 7:40am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:02am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 8:18am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 10:20am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:20am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:33am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:24am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:05am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:44am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:49am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:49am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:15am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:15am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:34am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:53am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:45am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:33am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:15am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:15am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:28am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:36am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:54am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:25am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:33am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:33am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:46am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:51am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:57am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:26am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:51am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:48am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:59pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 1:31pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:02pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:02am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:02am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:30am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 5:16pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:31am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 10:07am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:52am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:39am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:12am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:36am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:50am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:31am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:40am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:17pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 5:16pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:13pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:00am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:18pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:51am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:57am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:52am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:33am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:22pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:07pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:23pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 11:16am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:29pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:12am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:36am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:40am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:01am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:47am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:31am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:56am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:30pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:01am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 8:18am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:07am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:57pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 12:54pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 8:18am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:57am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:53am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:03am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:36am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:40am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:27pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:14pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:18am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:57am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 8:39am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:32am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:03am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:25pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:13pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:58am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:42am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:13am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:57am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:57am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:59am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:07am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:00am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:52am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:50am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:18pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:58am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:59am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 10:31am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:54am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 11:16am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:52am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:02am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:51am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:31am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 1:53pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:25pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:05am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:05am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 11:01pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:02pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 8:19am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:48am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 10:45am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:31am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 10:21am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:39am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:10am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 9:56am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 11:16am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:41am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:18pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:26pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:29am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:11pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:23am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:58am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:58am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:12am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:06am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:54am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 6:58am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 2:44pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:30pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:14am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 12:40pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:55am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:15am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:18am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:18am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:18am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:18am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:19am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:19am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:19am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:19am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:56am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:15am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:15am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:18am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 11:15am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:12am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:12am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:12am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:12am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:57am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:12am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:57am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:57am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 10:39am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 10:39am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:59am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 1:55pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 1:56pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:06am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:12am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 7:12am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 10:39am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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