Recent reviews by Urist Ironblood

Relax. Enjoy death.

Perfect dopamine delivery system

Forget Half-Life 3, we need Ricochet 2

I started questioning my existence, 10/10

Some reviewer claimed that this games meager storyline is carried on rock solid gameplay. He was right and wrong. Right because story is pretty darn terrible. Wrong because gameplay is shallow and doesnt really offer anything beyond simple beat em up and castrated stealth.

If exploration and atmosphere dont matter to you much you can stop reading here and ignore the game completely. If you are like me and appreciate that kind of game Kairo is certainly worth buying. Atmosphere is superb, with every location being unique in its own right yet fitting overall alien feel of this world. Exploration is rewarded with lots of easy to miss details hidden around most locations. To me weakest part of the game were puzzles, while most of them fit perfectly into the theme of each room they were too easy. All in all if you like exploration based games it is great game if you dont like this kind of thing avoid it like plague.

Seems like Techland was trying to create game as boring as humanly possible, and they succeded. Boring gameplay, check. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ physics, check. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ story, check. 6 out of 10 because i am a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot.